Join The Navy. See The World. Twang My Breeches.

benjo plz. · 9 Mar 2006 at 22:06

Roberta said:
Nought to naughty in 69 seconds.

ehehe.

Old Turkey · 9 Mar 2006 at 22:09

Oh COME ON! If you're going to photoshop Huddy onto a military figure, make sure its a) British and b) Actually connected with the admiralty. You put his head on Bonaparte! BONAPARTE!

PardonTheWait · 9 Mar 2006 at 22:23

Brynn said:
....wibble

I'll second that!

danza · 9 Mar 2006 at 22:54

I CALL REAR-ADMIRAL!

Dang it!! I knew that there was a postion more worthwhile than cabin boy!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brynn
....wibble

I'll second that!

Ooer missus!!!

Muban · 9 Mar 2006 at 23:36

Brynn said:
Once my engine has warmed up it can go from Nought to naughty faster

But our performance is far more impressive

Brynn · 9 Mar 2006 at 23:38

Muban said:
But our performance is far more impressive

I belive its now a sub 1.5 second time

what a naughty drive we had from bristol to swansea

Muban · 9 Mar 2006 at 23:43

Brynn said:
I belive its now a sub 1.5 second time

what a naughty drive we had from bristol to swansea

Now you just have me confused :confused:

Night night all

I was referring to Roberta and I's performance

Brynn · 9 Mar 2006 at 23:47

Muban said:
I was referring to Roberta and I's performance

You two were at it for hours and hours

Admiral Huddy · 10 Mar 2006 at 11:35

On returning from my travels from the distant and dangerous shores of Bognor Regis, I am greeted home with news of treachery amongst my home shores.

You may mock me Mr Von but not her Majesty or her Navy. I hereby on the behalf of The Queen, Essex and Mr Smiths olde Fish ‘n’ Chippe Shoppe, Billericay, declare war on the North for acts treason and damn right rudeness.

My admiralty duties demand that I shall assemble my best fleet consisting of the finest men, woman, cabin boys, and animals with a few exception including OcUk members.

I shall be taking volunteers in Chicagos night clubbe on the 15th of June in the year of our queenie (not you Otacon) 2006. Press ganging maybe necessary..

Desmo can be my cabin boy

William · 10 Mar 2006 at 11:39

I'LL BE COMING FOR YOUR SHIPMATES YARR!

Yarr!

nutcase · 10 Mar 2006 at 11:57

Funniest thread I've read in ages

And I'm getting very worried about the essex meet now! Maybe a change in theme to pugwash?

I ain't going as seaman staines though :eek:

Desmo · 10 Mar 2006 at 11:59

Admiral Huddy said:
Desmo can be my cabin boy

Yaaaaaaaarrrrrr Admiral. I'm at your serivce and am ready to perform any task

Admiral Huddy · 10 Mar 2006 at 12:07

Desmo said:
Yaaaaaaaarrrrrr Admiral. I'm at your serivce and am ready to perform any task

then hence forth you will be known as Roger

Adirmal Huddys cabin boy

Pebbles · 10 Mar 2006 at 12:18

Dear God we've created a monster :eek:

Girls were considered unlucky at sea werent they? Shame

Admiral Huddy · 10 Mar 2006 at 12:19

Pebbles said:
Dear God we've created a monster

Girls were considered unlucky at sea werent they? Shame

you're a girl ? :eek:

was certainly unlucky for poor Roger ...

Desmo · 10 Mar 2006 at 12:21

Wohoooo, Roger the Cabin Boy sounds great to me

When do I start my daily duties?

Pickers · 10 Mar 2006 at 12:23

Von Smallhausen said:
I cannot and will not let that happen and together my brothers we can defeat this tyranny.

I read that as tranny and nearly fell off my chair with the pic below

Piggymon · 10 Mar 2006 at 12:28

Desmo said:
Wohoooo, Roger the Cabin Boy sounds great to me

When do I start my daily duties?

I best keep you away from my Dad !!

Gilly · 10 Mar 2006 at 12:36

Piggymon said:
I best keep you away from my Dad !!

:/

DJammyRasta · 10 Mar 2006 at 12:39

heheheehhehe this thread is so wrong but oh so right

im not sure if i should dig out my chastity belt or my pvc pirate costume

for anyone in need of a good pugwash name there is still Master Bates and Seaman Staines

ps. i dont actually own a chastity belt