KFC bird won't leave me alone please help

Unicorn · 13 Mar 2017 at 15:50

"I won't go into much detail but she got the Full Tony Williams Experience"
So you didn't just faceroll her pasty like the old keyboards before you got better at this typing business? I actually understood a post of yours im amazed

Vidar · 13 Mar 2017 at 17:10

Did nobody learn from my epic fogbeast thread from years ago????

Also I can't be the only person who after reading the title hoped for some amusing story about a chicken..

Deus Ex · 13 Mar 2017 at 17:40

Tinder stories are cash. Tell her you've got a bird, once you have good evidence the coitus was consensual. Getting accused of rape isn't fun bro.

Housey · 13 Mar 2017 at 17:43

Didn't this bloke post a thread from his bedroom that his house was burning down or something?

Comedy gold, it can't be a real person, it must be an epic troll?

JBuk · 13 Mar 2017 at 17:47

She wanted chicken you wanted beef stew

It was never going to work

Destination · 13 Mar 2017 at 17:54

Gigabit said:
I don't get it. Tony Williams can't string a sentence together. Who is this imposter?

Wondering the same...

Akagi · 13 Mar 2017 at 19:44

He's evolving. Or smoking less Mary Jane.

Digital X · 13 Mar 2017 at 20:58

Can't you just put her number on auto-reject..?

spoffle · 13 Mar 2017 at 21:04

Retromatic said:
Tell her you've upgraded from KFC to Nando's and are now giving someone else the "full Tony Williams experience".

Nando's is absolutely not an upgrade on KFC.

d_brennen · 13 Mar 2017 at 21:05

digitalx said:
Can't you just put her number on auto-reject..?

Or man up and tell her it's a no go? Oh wait it's a Tony Williams thread

Yas786 · 13 Mar 2017 at 21:09

Funny story, I went to KFC earlier tonight and got myself a bargain bucket.

Sadly I didn't manage to get my chicken leg up, but then I wasn't in a white transit van either.

Deleted member 77746 · 13 Mar 2017 at 21:10

What the ...... dunno what to say to this apart from.

HA HA!

Vidar · 13 Mar 2017 at 21:40

Maybe Tony Williams is like the Dred Pirate Roberts, after being content with his trolling he finds another to take on the role of the "Dred Troll Tony Williams" tm.

Retromatic · 15 Mar 2017 at 07:45

spoffle said:
Nando's is absolutely not an upgrade on KFC.

I don't know I don't eat either tbh. But it looks more acceptable.

Vern1961 · 15 Mar 2017 at 08:18

Saga reminds me of a classic film...

The "experience" wasn't with Madame Butterfly playing in the background, was it?

"I won't be ignored, Dan (Tony)".

Have you checked your rabbit is still secure in its hutch?

Have the neutraliser ready to deal with battery acid on your car bonnet.

Any whispered consultations with moon faced lawyers in the library yet?

TangoEchoAlpha · 15 Mar 2017 at 20:28

Tell her you've had her chicken box once, and ain't interested in seconds.

413x · 15 Mar 2017 at 21:33

I honestly thought this was a joke thread, maybe it is, I haven't read it.

1, single mum off tinder
2, taken back to yours
3, refer to girl as bird
4, etc etc

So many things.. Tbh I think it's self inflicted. But did enjoy the read.

Just ignore. What else can you do

I was on pof before. I have to say, never again will I Internet date

adam cool dude · 15 Mar 2017 at 21:47

I missed this legend! How's the Peugeot 106?!

Akagi · 16 Mar 2017 at 00:52

Did you fit the "side bumpers" in the end?

MoRT489 · 16 Mar 2017 at 01:55

So much lol - my introduction to the Tony Williams Experience

!bluetonic! said:
Great story. I'll like to suggest for you not to give the Full Tony Williams Experience® in the future but maybe a
Partial Tony Williams Experience® or Taster session until you've weeded out the nut-jobs.

Crying at this

EVH said:
Pics of the KFC bird?

Pics of the KFC?