My wifes grasp of the world................

[footman]

wife: Why are the government more worried about aliens from outer space than foreign countries?

me: I didn't know they were.

wife: Well they're cancelling the Harriers and increasing protection from cyber-crime.

me: What???

Wife: Isn't that crime done by cyber-men?

 

[footman]

I think you're making that up.

It's the absolute truth. That's what's so awful.

 

[footman]

Remember that Footman's wife is very very old unless he struck lucky.

I think she's about your age