My wifes grasp of the world................

^TANK^ · 25 Oct 2010 at 23:39

Best not use her as a phone a friend if you ever get on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

bloodiedathame · 25 Oct 2010 at 23:44

My missus though Chile was in France... and Milan was in China. Ughhhhh.

Fr0dders · 25 Oct 2010 at 23:45

footman said:
wife: Why are the government more worried about aliens from outer space than foreign countries?

me: I didn't know they were.

wife: Well they're cancelling the Harriers and increasing protection from cyber-crime.

me: What???

Wife: Isn't that crime done by cyber-men?

Karl Pilkington Moment

redshadows · 25 Oct 2010 at 23:53

bloodiedathame said:
My missus though Chile was in France... and Milan was in China. Ughhhhh.

Your lucky, my missus thinks Barcelona is a country and once asked me if I had been to the pyramids in geyser.

bloodiedathame · 25 Oct 2010 at 23:56

redshadows said:
Your lucky, my missus thinks Barcelona is a country and once asked me if I had been to the pyramids in geyser.

Ahhh women.

footman · 26 Oct 2010 at 00:00

dmpoole said:
Remember that Footman's wife is very very old unless he struck lucky.

I think she's about your age :cool:

tibbsey · 26 Oct 2010 at 02:53

Milkybk said:
I've seen a couple. They tend to be the ones where you don't even see how it could be used .

Perhaps the issue needs a poll? Could be quite amusing.

Whilst I agree with the idea, the outcome of any poll would be Pancake, so would be of little use.

Unless of course you have some maple syrup that needs using up.

Aedus · 26 Oct 2010 at 02:55

Tefal said:
You know I'm pretty sure having sex with someone who's IQ is under 75 is statutory rape.

Epic as ****

RoboCod · 26 Oct 2010 at 03:12

I bet your wife does some cyber crime of her own, when you're not around

House · 26 Oct 2010 at 03:13

redshadows said:
Your lucky, my missus thinks Barcelona is a country

My GF to but to be fair shes from Indonesia and gets abit confussed about Europe in general.

kapows · 26 Oct 2010 at 03:24

Biohazard said:
Worse I want authority post ever

well put!!
he makes it so obvious!!

kapows · 26 Oct 2010 at 03:32

now theres a funny pic i aint seen before!!
nice!

pirate · 26 Oct 2010 at 06:17

footman said:
wife: Why are the government more worried about aliens from outer space than foreign countries?

me: I didn't know they were.

wife: Well they're cancelling the Harriers and increasing protection from cyber-crime.

me: What???

Wife: Isn't that crime done by cyber-men?

To be fair, she's more competent than Tony Blair and George Bush.

Deadbeat · 26 Oct 2010 at 07:32

My buddy's wife comes out with stuff like this. The latest one was when they were sat at an Indian restaurant, and she asked "isn't a bahjee a kind of boat?"

SexyGreyFox · 26 Oct 2010 at 07:37

MrLOL said:
Karl Pilkington Moment

but she meant it

footman said:
I think she's about your age

She is young

BENJAMIN HERBLE · 26 Oct 2010 at 09:41

you think thats bad? I directed Himself down the nice blue road off the motorway to exeter on thursday. several small villages, grass in middle of road type roads, satnav wanged out the window and eventually I got him to look at the map.

yep, 'twas a river.

mrs herbs

[FnG]magnolia · 26 Oct 2010 at 09:53

BENJAMIN HERBLE said:
you think thats bad? I directed Himself down the nice blue road off the motorway to exeter on thursday. several small villages, grass in middle of road type roads, satnav wanged out the window and eventually I got him to look at the map.

yep, 'twas a river.

mrs herbs

What does this even mean? :confused:

OP, you got a giggle out of me, hehe.

bloodiedathame · 26 Oct 2010 at 09:54

I think it was meant to be a carp joke.