***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***
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No idea why I did this but at an old job I went into a cubicle as the only urinal was taken up.
Heard that person go out just as I was getting the soldier out and decided it was a good idea to just pee all over the toilet seat, all over toilet roll and all over flush handle.
Walked out and washing while washing hands somone walked and in went straight into the cubicle and after hearing the rushed unbuckling of a belt and a wet plop on the toilet seat I heard a "aw for **** sake".
I'd never done anything like this before or after and to this day still don't know why I did it.
Worrying thing about it is that I still don't feel guilty about it.
Heard that person go out just as I was getting the soldier out and decided it was a good idea to just pee all over the toilet seat, all over toilet roll and all over flush handle.
Walked out and washing while washing hands somone walked and in went straight into the cubicle and after hearing the rushed unbuckling of a belt and a wet plop on the toilet seat I heard a "aw for **** sake".
I'd never done anything like this before or after and to this day still don't know why I did it.
Worrying thing about it is that I still don't feel guilty about it.
Screw the anon. email - I'll admit right now golden showers are hot
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Minger.
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Hmmm keep the Muslims quote or change to the fetishists quote...
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What..the..
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What has been seen....
Agreed.
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Hahahaha
The reason for the:
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Is because I actually read what you said a few times.
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Good thread =)
This might be a bit dodgy for the forum rules, but I'll try to keep it as clean as possible.
Out on the lash in town a couple of weeks ago, I got chatting to a rather hot Lithuanian girl that I'd had my eye on for a while, from one of my lectures. One thing lead to another, I pulled, and we decided to head back to her place for some 'coffee'. Left my flatmates who were jokingly cheering me on and all that. I still haven't, nor do I plan to, tell them what actually happened.
We watched a film and carried on drinking merrily, and eventually, got down to business. All was going well until she suggested something in her hampered English. I wasn't quite sure, but I thought she meant a change of position or summat, so I was all like yeah go for it. So she moved a bit, and carried on. Then she slipped her thumb in to my unspeakable place. This was not what I had in mind, and believe you me, I was not best pleased.
Needless to say, I threw her off me with such force that she actually flew off the bed, grabbed my clothes and promptly legged it. You just don't go there.
I've seen her in lectures a few times since then and I've not spoken a word to her.
I feel violated.
Out on the lash in town a couple of weeks ago, I got chatting to a rather hot Lithuanian girl that I'd had my eye on for a while, from one of my lectures. One thing lead to another, I pulled, and we decided to head back to her place for some 'coffee'. Left my flatmates who were jokingly cheering me on and all that. I still haven't, nor do I plan to, tell them what actually happened.
We watched a film and carried on drinking merrily, and eventually, got down to business. All was going well until she suggested something in her hampered English. I wasn't quite sure, but I thought she meant a change of position or summat, so I was all like yeah go for it. So she moved a bit, and carried on. Then she slipped her thumb in to my unspeakable place. This was not what I had in mind, and believe you me, I was not best pleased.
Needless to say, I threw her off me with such force that she actually flew off the bed, grabbed my clothes and promptly legged it. You just don't go there.
I've seen her in lectures a few times since then and I've not spoken a word to her.
I feel violated.
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