Mini Cooper - Gay or not?!

Totality · 4 Sep 2007 at 16:57

I'm being volunteered to test drive a mini cooper for a few weeks for the company and am not sure what to think! On the one hand it could be quite fun... On the other hand I'm searching ebay for a large hat and glasses so I can hide!!

So... The brand new Mini Cooper. Made for big gayers and women or heterosexual cool too?!! Lets have a vote!!

Matt82 · 4 Sep 2007 at 16:59

gay to the max, but i suppose that doesnt stop it being a competent car etc

Perywinkle · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:00

It bats for middlesex i'm afraid.

jimblowscash · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:05

original mini cooper ... uber cool
new mini cooper .... uber fool

youll look camper than a millets tent sale at a scout jamboree!

Fantom · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:09

Cooper S works = not gay

caeteez · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:11

L337 LooX said:
Cooper S works = not gay

Cooper S Works = gay guy with big muscles. He tries to look masculine, but he is still gay at heart.

Sp00n · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:12

Mini cooper = gay

Cooper S (all variants) = not gay, unless its anything other than gunmetal grey.

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McLovin · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:12

L337 LooX said:
Cooper S works = not gay

Its still a little confused about its sexuality though. Most people wont be able to tell the differance. So if people think minis are for '*** gayers' it wont matter which version hes in.

Sp00n · 4 Sep 2007 at 17:13

L337 LooX said:
Cooper S works = not gay

Works mirrors = majorly "gay"

Ed · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:01

Homo.

Clipsey · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:05

Hot chicks car tbh -
Hence why getting one for the g/f :-D

FunkyCowie · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:28

I don't own one, can't drive a car, but why is it gay? I mean what is there about it that means gay men are considered the only male drivers?

bigchez · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:32

I think its the inbuilt comb and hair dryer holder.

Ed · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:48

FunkyCowie said:
I don't own one, can't drive a car, but why is it gay? I mean what is there about it that means gay men are considered the only male drivers?

Beep, beep tiger, I'm late for brunch! The boys at the rugby club will never play with me again.

Ed · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:50

I'm sportier which means my buns are tighter.

Cybershot · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:56

Gay.

Cough.

Ed · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:58

Cybershot said:
Gay.

Cough.

What's that in you sig?

Cybershot · 4 Sep 2007 at 18:58

Ed said:
What's that in you sig?

My MINI

Ed · 4 Sep 2007 at 19:00

Cybershot said:
My MINI

That's OK, sugar!

Appelhanns · 4 Sep 2007 at 19:00

I dont think the R50/52/53 models are that gay unluss in horrendous colours but the R56 is 100% homo, even the Cooper S.