Mini Cooper - Gay or not?!

Who is it here who bought one in Baby Blue?

then had a convertible one from the dealer and got sunburnt from 1 afternoons driving?

can't remember his name...

What's funny is, that his Mum, drives a Gunmetal one with Black Stripes lol, miles manlier than his.
 
All gay apart from the Works and GP:
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If you had a Cooper S, straight. A standard Cooper you would be bisexual. A normal Mini and its hello dear all the way to the local homo hotspot.
 
Who is it here who bought one in Baby Blue?

then had a convertible one from the dealer and got sunburnt from 1 afternoons driving?

can't remember his name...

What's funny is, that his Mum, drives a Gunmetal one with Black Stripes lol, miles manlier than his.

West has a baby blue Mini One with white viper stripes iirc.

Im kinda liknig the look of the Cooper S more and more I see them.

Is the 1.6 S supercharged?
 
You need to have a vagina before you buy from the dealers, so take your girlfriend/mum before you go to buy one.
 
Stupendously gay! Especially if bought in that Botter Blue colour :eek: Even the trim levels associated with it reek of manlove.... Pepper Pack.

Homo-Fail
 
Haha some of the replies cracked me up! Will be sure to post back in a few weeks after the test drive period is up and let everyone know how many blokes tried it on with me. You never know though it could attract the hot ladies to it as they come for a closer look!

Not looking forward to the next few weeks but its like bum sex with the GF I suppose. You know its wrong and theres something not right about it, but you just have to see what all the fuss is about!! :p
 
Not looking forward to the next few weeks but its like bum sex with the GF I suppose. You know its wrong and theres something not right about it, but you just have to see what all the fuss is about!! :p

It's not wrong, but it is inevitable.
 
Old cooper - retro and cool. New Mini - It's a BMW, it's too big and you would be better of with a Suzuki Swift ! Poor old Issigonis must be revolving in his grave.
 
Where do I fit on the sexuality radar?

Mini Cooper S (John Cooper Works) in black but next week it's off to get stickerwrapped in white and pink graphics (that's the company logo colours)

Maybe I'm bi?
 
Where do I fit on the sexuality radar?

Mini Cooper S (John Cooper Works) in black but next week it's off to get stickerwrapped in white and pink graphics (that's the company logo colours)

Maybe I'm bi?

pure gay i'm afraid.

Normal cooper = gay cooper s you might get away with not quite gay.
 
I was asked what I thought of the Cooper Convertible by my father-in-law. I said they're the single most homosexual vehicle currently available.

He then said "Funny that, one of our reps has one, and he's gay"!

All MINI's are gayer than a handbag full of rainbows IMO.
 
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