Thursday afternoon joke

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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol -
Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -
Dead .



Third worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead


Fourth worm in good clean soil -
Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,







"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"


I like my coat :)

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not that bad, heard a lot worse (most of them i told),

I was B & Q shopping a while back and a man in a black t-shirt, jeans and an orange apron came up to me and asked "Do you want decking" in fear of an inpending assault I got the first 3 punches in, then proceeded to batter him with a shovel.


do I need to get my coat?
 
not that bad, heard a lot worse (most of them i told),

I was B & Q shopping a while back and a man in a black t-shirt, jeans and an orange apron came up to me and asked "Do you want decking" in fear of an inpending assault I got the first 3 punches in, then proceeded to batter him with a shovel.


do I need to get my coat?

Is that a template reply for joke threads? I swear its posted every time :p
 
not that bad, heard a lot worse (most of them i told),

I was B & Q shopping a while back and a man in a black t-shirt, jeans and an orange apron came up to me and asked "Do you want decking" in fear of an inpending assault I got the first 3 punches in, then proceeded to batter him with a shovel.


do I need to get my coat?

Not so bad, better than the OP! :)
 
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