Centre Parcs - Me and 4 girls!

Prophet · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:27

I'm off to Centre Parcs next week. As luck would have it I'm the only lad going (the other guy pulled out at the last minute and is still 50/50 about going!). There's three 19 year olds and a 21 year old. All are good looking have everything in the right place.

One is Liz my gf. This isnt a problem a she's given me the OK to perv as much as I want as "We are all mates and I know its only a bit of harmless perving"

Last night they also agreed to pose in a 'Orange Peel and his bitches' type photo.

Days will consist of swimming/rapids and lounging around.

Nights will be drunken card games etc.

Tomorrow I'm going Bikini shopping with them.

One has just bought an underwater camera.

I'm I lucky or I'm I getting excited over nothing?

bloodiedathame · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:28

I think you can start to be excited when your gf says that she and the girls are ok for a 5-some.

Darkwave · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:29

a.hay said:
I think you can start to be excited when your gf says that she and the girls are ok for a 5-some.

Prophet · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:30

a.hay said:
I think you can start to be excited when your gf says that she and the girls are ok for a 5-some.

To be honest I'm very happy with just my gf and having a good old perv at the others

platypus · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:31

Unless you post pictures of afore mentioned Bikini shopping, we won't believe you and, furthermore, think you are making this up to hide your homosexuality.

JohnnyG · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:31

Orange Peel said:
the other guy pulled out at the last minute and is still 50/50 about going!

I would just like to point out that this technique is in no way 100% effective and alternative measures should be taken.

Matt-Page · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:32

Which Center Parcs are you going to? They are brilliant.

She might say it is fine, but i doubt you would like it if the boot was on the other foot!

Kreeeee · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:32

platypus said:
Unless you post pictures of afore mentioned Bikini shopping, we won't believe you and, furthermore, think you are making this up to hide your homosexuality.

He's right you know.

GravyMonster · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:32

Orange Peel said:
... the other guy pulled out at the last minute...

is he catholic?

*ninja*
Damn you Johhny!

Matt-Page · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:33

JohnnyG said:
I would just like to point out that this technique is in no way 100% effective and alternative measures should be taken.

Haha, cracking me up as usual JohnnyG

Tobes · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:33

Orange Peel said:
To be honest I'm very happy with just my gf and having a good old perv at the others

Yeh everyone's happy with that. But you can't say that anything more wouldn't be fun

nikebee · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:34

Lysander said:
It will turn into a five way sticky clusterbang with more clam-fingering than at Harrods oyster bar.

JohnnyG said:
I would just like to point out that this technique is in no way 100% effective and alternative measures should be taken.

LOL... just LOL

And which Centre Parcs are you going to!?

finally... surprised nobody has said this...

TTIUWP!

Prophet · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:35

platypus said:
Unless you post pictures of afore mentioned Bikini shopping, we won't believe you and, furthermore, think you are making this up to hide your homosexuality.

I'll take my camera and get some pics of the girls who are going

[TW]Fox · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:36

Orange Peel said:
I'm I lucky or I'm I getting excited over nothing?

Is this like.. the first time you've been somewhere with actual girls?

Sh3rlock · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:36

Count yourself very lucky. My mrs would kill me if i perved at another girl. Doesnt stop me thought, she just hasnt caught me.

NathanE · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:37

I'm jealous

JohnnyG said:
I would just like to point out that this technique is in no way 100% effective and alternative measures should be taken.

bandit · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:37

Orange Peel said:
(the other guy pulled out at the last minute and is still 50/50 about going!).

i'm glad you said he was going, it could have meant something completely different ....

Sh3rlock · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:38

bandit said:
i'm glad you said he was going, it could have meant something completely different ....

Inuendo bingo at its best.

V4NT0M · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:39

noob

epeen +1

Prophet · 7 Sep 2007 at 16:40

Matt-Page said:
Which Center Parcs are you going to? They are brilliant.

She might say it is fine, but i doubt you would like it if the boot was on the other foot!

Longleat near Bristol.

We have a very clear understanding about what we can and can't do. I went to Trax at the weekend. Liz was the person who pointed out the Wet T-Shirt comp' had started. She phoned me from inside the venue where she was reserving me a decent spot