Any fluent german speakers?

[Megahurtz400]

Need help translating a message for my German exchange friend.

Add me on MSN in sig, ill be back in about an hour

 

[sgx.saint]

Nein.

 

[caeteez]

Zum Befel, mein Uberfuhrer!

 

[gumbald]

Ich bin ein Berliner.

 

[Kerplunk]

Vas ist dein message?

 

[Rossmac]

Ich weiß noch nicht genau.

 

[gumbald]

Is it Claudia Schiffer?

 

[Sic]

Ich bin under einem tisch

 

[Rossmac]

Ich bin under einem tisch

Ich weiß nicht, worauf Sie hinauswollen.

 

[helmet]

Need help translating a message for my German exchange friend.

Add me on MSN in sig, ill be back in about an hour

No worries, did you want potatoes or chips with your dinner?
I forgot, again.

/blush.

 

[SK07]

Sieg umd jeden prets?

 

[Sic]

Ich weiß nicht, worauf Sie hinauswollen.

wo ist die bahnhofstraße?

 

[G-MAN2004]

Alle du saugst.

 

[fail at the internets]

Ich wohne aus Deustchland du hast ein brotwurst fur mein bruder pl0x?

 

[Ex-RoNiN]

Ihr habt's ja nicht mehr ganz beisammen Kinder heutzutage, also wirklich.

 

[fail at the internets]

I wonder how many people here are using a translation program :O

 

[stickroad]

I wonder how many people here are using a translation program :O

Them translation programs are carp lol

Ive tried a few and they dont translate properly.

 

[twistedfaith]

ahhh, reading this post made my GCSE german lessons come flooding back...

 

[Megahurtz400]

ahhh, reading this post made my GCSE german lessons come flooding back...

Shame im a bit carp at writing and grammar, meaning i cant write things properly

And free translation programs are crap.

So could anyone help me, the letter is only about 150 words.

 

[Megahurtz400]

Vas ist dein message?

Just a short one saying what ive been up to in the summer holidays really