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A guy is sitting in a bar. Before long, a drunk sitting next to him starts chatting. They´re getting on fine, but the drunk guy is out his box, and knows it. He says, "I´ve had enough. I´m off home". He goes to stand up, but collapses face first on the floor, banging his nut on the bar on the way down.
The guy thinks "Damn, I better help him out!" and lifts the drunk guy up. "You really had better get home, eh?" he says, turning him round. "Do you want me to help you out the door?".
"Nah, I´m fine", replies the drunk, so the guy lets him go, and he falls face first into a table smashing all the glasses and ending up with a pint glass in his cheek.
"Jesus christ!" exclaims the guy watching. "That´s it, I´m not taking no for an answer. I´ll take you to the door". He takes the drunk to the door, lets him go and watches helplessly as the drunk goes headfirst through the glass front door of the bar. The guy helps him up, puts him in a taxi, takes him home, carries him to the door, rings the bell and runs away. The drunk´s wife opens the door only to have the guy fall at her feet.
"HENRY!" she exclaims.
"I know dear, I´m a bit worse for the wear with the old drink. I am sorry..."
"Sod that", she replies, "where the hell is your wheelchair?"
The guy thinks "Damn, I better help him out!" and lifts the drunk guy up. "You really had better get home, eh?" he says, turning him round. "Do you want me to help you out the door?".
"Nah, I´m fine", replies the drunk, so the guy lets him go, and he falls face first into a table smashing all the glasses and ending up with a pint glass in his cheek.
"Jesus christ!" exclaims the guy watching. "That´s it, I´m not taking no for an answer. I´ll take you to the door". He takes the drunk to the door, lets him go and watches helplessly as the drunk goes headfirst through the glass front door of the bar. The guy helps him up, puts him in a taxi, takes him home, carries him to the door, rings the bell and runs away. The drunk´s wife opens the door only to have the guy fall at her feet.
"HENRY!" she exclaims.
"I know dear, I´m a bit worse for the wear with the old drink. I am sorry..."
"Sod that", she replies, "where the hell is your wheelchair?"
