McDonald's Q and A

615. hi i find myself being a big fan of mcdonalds and find your staff intimidating when i ask for things like 12 happy meals and then a bic mac to wash it down, is it acceptable to start a fight in this case?
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LOL!

Ive seen one of your employees furiously masturbating over one of my burgers. He then dipped it into liquid nitrogen and wipe it on his rather sweaty and spotty anal crevasse . Is this normal procedure for making your burgers?
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Dared by a mate :o
 
Azagoth said:
Wonder if anyone has asked why they're selling hamburgers when quite clearly the advertising states 100% Beef? ;)
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Saw this one, its cause Hamburgers originate from Hamburg, where they were first made.

Nothing to do with them being pork.

644. Why can't I get a decent pint of cider in a McDonalds? After all, I can get a burger in a Wetherspoons.
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Some one should ask these:

"I was at one of your stores yesterday and heard one of your staff claim 0.9999 reoccurring=1 is this true?"

"If time travel became possible would you be tempted to change the future in favor of your company also what would be the legal ramifications of this".
 
3947. people do not have to eat your food. do you feel picked on?

McDonald’s gets asked this type of question a lot and the answer is pretty much the same. McDonald’s is a clear leader in the fast food market and by being the leader tends to get the majority of both praise and criticism. Where this criticism is unfair or negative, the company likes to take the opportunity to address the issues head on and this website is a good example.


3956. what do you think about the film 'supersize me' exposing you?

McDonald’s doesn’t see ‘Supersize Me’ as an exposé but more as a personal experiment by the film maker in eating too much and doing far too little exercise.
 
Megahurtz400 said:
They drop it when they do the special ones like Rolos, ive been on that site too much :o
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I had a Vanilla one whilst they had the Rolo promotion on :confused:

1339. How long does it take you to cook your burgers?, and do you spit in them.

It takes approximately two minutes to cook a Quarter Pounder and just less than a minute to cook a regular Hamburger. It is not true that McDonald’s employees spit in the burgers, or any food item. Food hygiene and safety is taken very seriously at McDonald’s. All staff are trained in food safety and hygiene, and this training continues throughout their employment.
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3890. can you set mcdonalds up in my bedroom so i dont have to leave the house? thanks.
No. As handy as this might be it is not possible.
 
3873. Is there really cow sperm in the burgers?

All McDonald’s hamburgers are made of beef. Nothing else. Just 100 percent beef, made from whole cuts of forequarter and flank (similar to the mince you'd buy in the supermarket). All that’s added is a pinch of salt and pepper after cooking.

3865. do you sqeeze cows lips to make our milkshake.thats *** my big brother said.
No.

3851. does mc donalds rule the world?
No.

some of these are really stupid. No way would sombody ask questions like that.
 
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3899. are the chickens bred and grown with no feathers so its easier for you?
No. Chickens are not bred and grown without feathers.

This thing is amazing :D
 
I don't think they will answer my question.

"Rumour has it that Ronald McDonald was acquited on charges of soliciting sex from a minor in the summer of 1993. There is also rumour that he was in cahoots with Michael Jackson's "Never Land" antics.
Is this true? "
 
Fantastic.

Is it true that Ronald Mcdonald used to be a normal 16yr old employee before he had an accident and fell into the deep fryer and came out all clown like and mentally retarded? I heard he couldn't speak at all anymore and never left the restaurant so McDonalds covered it up by making him the mascot. I saw this in PETA's documentary on your restaurant. Please set him free. This is a gross violation of child bondage laws.
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Okay here is the deal. I have read numerous times that you and your shady pals over at Mc Donald's Headquarters have killed Ronald Mc Donald and replaced him with a clone. Do you and your company think your funny? Do you think it is "cool" to kill clowns or something? Did the hamburgerler put you up to this or what? If you do not answer my questions truthfully, each one, I will never eat at your restaurant ever again and I suggest everyone else do the same. SPREAD THE TRUTH OF RONALD'S DEATH!
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And my favourite at the moment

Given that Ronald McDonald is Scottish, are there any plans afoot to create a special McMcMac - that is, a burger aimed specifically at the Scottish market and all those who have a particular fondness for all things Scottish? (You could even use Aberdeen Angus beef!)
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Just love the idea of a McMcMac :D
 
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