Funniest Thing I've Heard All Week :D

AndyOcUK · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:01

*The Definition Of Bravery*:

Staggering home at 4:30am absolutely leathered, stinking of perfume, covered in lipstick then smacking the wife on the backside and saying "You're next fatty!"

Felix Da Housecat · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:04

bravery - a quality of spirit that enables you to face danger or pain without showing fear

Yep you got that right

Zefan · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:06

Awesome

lakebodom60 · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:23

Moses99p said:
so old, but it still makes me laugh ;D

True, true.

Mephisto · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:26

Terrible.

AndyOcUK · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:29

Mephisto said:
Terrible.

Is that terrible gag or or a retort by the P.C. Police?

Ace Modder · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:30

crap, if thats the best u've heard then your deprived

233 · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:31

i wouldnt dare do that, Mrs Sormicoft would kick me black and blue and break the strap on out

Clinkz · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:33

Is that even a joke? There is no punchline. Why is this funny.

Your sense of humour sucks.

AndyOcUK · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:33

Ace Modder said:
crap, if thats the best u've heard then your deprived

ooOOOOOOO!

I apologise profusely from geleaning any amusement from it whatsoever.

sormicoft said:
i wouldnt dare do that, Mrs Sormicoft would kick me black and blue and break the strap on out

PMSL

Welshy · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:34

sormicoft said:
i wouldnt dare do that, Mrs Sormicoft would kick me black and blue and break the strap on out

LOL same with my other half most probably....

Made me chuckle though, not bad OP

AndyOcUK · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:34

Clinkz said:
Is that even a joke? There is no punchline. Why is this funny.

Your sense of humour sucks.

Don't have a girlfriend or a sense of humour then?

Clinkz · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:36

AndyOcUK said:
Don't have a girlfriend or a sense of humour then?

Yes to both thanks very much

DreXeL · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:36

Overused term, but this time it was genuine: LOL.

Moredhel · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:17

Isn't that meant to start with the definition of courage:

Coming home steaming drunk at midnight, seeing the wife sweeping up with a broom and saying "were you cleaning or were you just popping out to the shops?"

PardonTheWait · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:20

Moredhel said:
Isn't that meant to start with the definition of courage:

Coming home steaming drunk at midnight, seeing the wife sweeping up with a broom and saying "were you cleaning or were you just popping out to the shops?"

It is indeed. I was going to post and say so but I couldn't remember the courage one!

~>Dg<~ · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:22

just picture all the women sharpening axes and sharpening nob scissors :eek:

Lopéz · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:24

dgmug said:
nob scissors

There are scissors specifically for cutting off nobs? Christ on a bike.

dafloppyone · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:38

did u hear the duracell bunny was arrested?
he was charged with battery.

AndyOcUK · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:40

Funniest Thing I've Heard All Week :D

Man of Honour