Funniest Thing I've Heard All Week :D

Azagoth · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:41

dafloppyone said:
did u hear the duracell bunny was arrested?
he was charged with battery.

Was he held in a cell?

titchard · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:42

dgmug said:
just picture all the women sharpening axes and sharpening nob scissors

NOB SCISSORS?

Who in the world has a specific pair of scissors for male dangly-doos??!

Rich

dirtybeatfreak · 20 Sep 2007 at 20:02

eddiemcgarrigle · 20 Sep 2007 at 20:34

BRAVERY - Known in the Fire Service as 'brute force and ignorance' and practised by all.

thepharcyde · 20 Sep 2007 at 21:00

Funny from where I am sat.

Tobeornottobe · 20 Sep 2007 at 21:01

Or 'Rodeo Sex'

Doing it 'doggy' and half way through saying her sister is much better.

Then see how long you can stay on.

AndyOcUK · 20 Sep 2007 at 21:48

Tobeornottobe said:
Or 'Rodeo Sex'

Doing it 'doggy' and half way through saying her sister is much better.

Then see how long you can stay on.

Also known as "The Bucking Bronco"......

Call the missus a different name and see how long you can stay on.

Megahurtz400 · 20 Sep 2007 at 22:02

Jesus how old is that in the OP?

PardonTheWait · 20 Sep 2007 at 22:10

Tobeornottobe said:
Or 'Rodeo Sex'

Doing it 'doggy' and half way through saying her sister is much better.

Then see how long you can stay on.

That's like the wimp's version of the Swedish Rodeo.

Mid-coitus with a stranger, lean forward and in a hushed whisper, inform her that you've got the AIDS

JodieO · 20 Sep 2007 at 22:14

Some lovely things in here

PhillyDee · 21 Sep 2007 at 00:25

eddiemcgarrigle said:
BRAVERY - Known in the Fire Service as 'brute force and ignorance' and practised by all.

Expertise: If in doubt, give it a clout.