Friday afternoon Joke

[Angus-Higgins]

True he could be a brick layer!

No.

I just don't understand the joke as it seems to rely on the premise that the duck could be a plasterer. I don't see how this is plausible, and thus it makes little sense to me.

Angus Higgins

 

[Reesy]

No.

I just don't understand the joke as it seems to rely on the premise that the duck could be a plasterer. I don't see how this is plausible, and thus it makes little sense to me.

Angus Higgins

Your missing some brackets.

 

[tomwalker]

No.

I just don't understand the joke as it seems to rely on the premise that the duck could be a plasterer. I don't see how this is plausible, and thus it makes little sense to me.

Angus Higgins

Get a grip

 

[The Dread Pirate]

No.

I just don't understand the joke as it seems to rely on the premise that the duck could be a plasterer. I don't see how this is plausible, and thus it makes little sense to me.

Angus Higgins

It's a joke it's not supposed to make sense

 

[beaNN]

It's a joke.

 

[platypus]

All aboard the LOLBOAT.

Good one

 

[platypus]

No.

I just don't understand the joke as it seems to rely on the premise that the duck could be a plasterer. I don't see how this is plausible, and thus it makes little sense to me.

Angus Higgins

I remember reading an explanation of yours regarding your flagrant abuse of parenthesis, something akin to that you used the brackets to type how you thought.

However, reading this post, I can no longer believe that you think before you post.

 

[beaNN]

Bill Gates dies.He is now in front of God and God says:

- Because you were a very important man where do you wanna go: in hell or heaven?

After a while Bill Gates answer:
- Well, I would like if posible to see how is it in both places.

Done, so Bill Gates goes to hell.There, lot’s of fun, cool girls dancing, drinks, muzic, etc.

After 2 weeks goes to heaven too.There he saw some angels who were sitting on clouds and singing at harp, in rest kinda boring.

So Bill Gates goes to God and tell him that he would like to go to hell.

After a month God makes him a visit in hell.There he finds Bill Gates burning into a boiler.

Desperate Bill Gates says:
- Goooood look what it’s here it doesn’t look at all with what i found the first time when i walk in here !!!

And God answers:
- That was just a demo!

LOL

 

[PardonTheWait]

How could a duck be a plasterer?

Angus Higgins

I really want to know whose second account you are.

 

[platypus]

^Also gave me a tickle

 

[Angus-Higgins]

I really want to know whose second account you are.

I am the second account of nobody. (If I were I would have had to setup a website for the purpose [my account is linked with my website {in name, and also a hyper-link from my account on the OcUK Forums to my website}]).

Angus Higgins

 

[Lysander]

No.

I just don't understand the joke as it seems to rely on the premise that the duck could be a plasterer. I don't see how this is plausible, and thus it makes little sense to me.

Angus Higgins

You are joking aren't you? Please get over yourself.

Sam Grant

EDIT - it seems you don't know much about proper sentence construction so you have to resort to using multiple brackets instead. Very odd.

 

[Howard]

How could a duck be a plasterer?

Angus Higgins

This must be a (very old by now) gimmick, surely

 

[Gaverick]

Bill Gates dies.He is now in front of God and God says:

- Because you were a very important man where do you wanna go: in hell or heaven?

After a while Bill Gates answer:
- Well, I would like if posible to see how is it in both places.

Done, so Bill Gates goes to hell.There, lot’s of fun, cool girls dancing, drinks, muzic, etc.

After 2 weeks goes to heaven too.There he saw some angels who were sitting on clouds and singing at harp, in rest kinda boring.

So Bill Gates goes to God and tell him that he would like to go to hell.

After a month God makes him a visit in hell.There he finds Bill Gates burning into a boiler.

Desperate Bill Gates says:
- Goooood look what it’s here it doesn’t look at all with what i found the first time when i walk in here !!!

And God answers:
- That was just a demo!

LOL

Was going good until this line

Desperate Bill Gates says:
- Goooood look what it’s here it doesn’t look at all with what i found the first time when i walk in here !!!

Needs rewording to make sense

 

[div0]

No.

I just don't understand the joke as it seems to rely on the premise that the duck could be a plasterer. I don't see how this is plausible, and thus it makes little sense to me.

Angus Higgins

Your response (to the joke [by analysing the practical failings {of a made up 'story'}]) makes little sense to me.

 

[leaskovski]

lol, nice build up, although you could have strung it out a bit more with a o'rly?/y'rly! in there for ocuk custom build.

 

[DuncyBoy]

Hahaha! Can't believe so many of you haven't heard the duck one before? That's older than old!!!

 

[Mat]

Hahaha! Can't believe so many of you haven't heard the duck one before? That's older than old!!!

Dont bad mouth the only decent joke thread we've seen in a looong time

 

[deuse]

Love the duck and billy boy one was ok ....

 

[nikebee]

No.

I just don't understand the joke as it seems to rely on the premise that the duck could be a plasterer. I don't see how this is plausible, and thus it makes little sense to me.

Angus Higgins

And yet the idea that a duck could talk, order a ham sandwich and order a beer doesn't...

I don't normally post 'FAIL'... but that post, infact most of your posts deserve this...