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A little boy hurts his finger, runs in the house, and calls out to his mother.
"Oh," she says, "let me get a band-aid for that."
"No!" Crys the boy. "Cider!"
"Cider?" the mother exclaims. "What on earth do you want cider for?"
"Because," he explains, "Sis says whenever she gets a ***** in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."
 
Moses99p said:
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Nice, Maximillian. :D
 
shamelesly stolen from the same site (where 99% of ocuk jokes seem to come from)

I said to the wife, "I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today , but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' "
 
A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter and shouts "open the safe!"

"But this is not a real bank" the woman replies "it's a sperm bank."

"Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts.

The woman, now terrified, opens the safe.

"Now take one of the bottles and drink it", he says.

"But sir, this are sperm samples!" the woman replies.

"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"

The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot. "Now take another bottle and drink it"

"But sir, I just drank one"

"Drink another one or I will shoot you"

The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle.

When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband.

"Now you see, honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult now is it!"
 
Sinque said:
A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter and shouts "open the safe!"

"But this is not a real bank" the woman replies "it's a sperm bank."

"Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts.

The woman, now terrified, opens the safe.

"Now take one of the bottles and drink it", he says.

"But sir, this are sperm samples!" the woman replies.

"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"

The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot. "Now take another bottle and drink it"

"But sir, I just drank one"

"Drink another one or I will shoot you"

The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle.

When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband.

"Now you see, honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult now is it!"
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Lol :D
 
eXor said:
If you type "google" into Google, you will kill the internet. Don't do it!
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haha the I.T crowd:D


the second joke was way better


tbh i think they should make these jokes more interesting.....if it's not funny you get a suspension! maybe it would cut down the god awful jokes
 
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