I recoiled in horror

badbob · 23 Sep 2007 at 23:39

Or poo in a water balloon on his work chair. When he sits down...squidge.. eww and look like pooed himself.

krisboats · 23 Sep 2007 at 23:46

Sinny said:
Thats pretty fresh

I guess that would depend entirely on the delivery choice... can't see it being fresh second class to be fair

badbob said:
Or poo in a water balloon on his work chair. When he sits down...squidge.. eww and look like pooed himself.

Wouldn't it SMELL like he'd poo'd himself? I'd be amazed if i ever saw someone who'd poo'd on the outside of their trousers whilst still wearing them

Tom|Nbk · 24 Sep 2007 at 00:11

Ouch man that's harsh.

V4NT0M · 24 Sep 2007 at 00:11

pitchfork said:
My mate has been building a pc, buying parts off a mate at work...

Some mate lol

HAz · 24 Sep 2007 at 00:20

He sounds special needs tbh

Mad_Jay · 24 Sep 2007 at 00:35

krisboats said:
Even better idea... diahorea into a sealed jiffy bag type thing and have it posted to him at his works address. Seal it up so nicely from the outside that he has to use scissors to get it open and sit back in delight at how he gets covered in the sloppy goo.

This guy sounds like he is talking from experience.