Free Condoms

[yaboy]

if I had a son who'd ordered condoms i'd be glad he's using protection tbh I was shagging when i was 12, no one really waits til 16.

Anyways, ordered, even though I get 12 free from the clinic a month, so does my missus and we're trying for a kid atm .

lol 12 is sick

 

[stickroad]

if I had a son who'd ordered condoms i'd be glad he's using protection tbh I was shagging when i was 12, no one really waits til 16.

How old were the girl's you were actually having sex with out of interest?

That's slightly wrong at that age.

 

[Scuzi]

YEAH I WAS HAVING SEX WHEN I WAS 4 LOLOLOL.


Does the parish priest count?

 

[Cupra]

Just do the Lorry Driver trick... Pull out quick to avoid a child.

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[InvaderGIR]

YEAH I WAS HAVING SEX WHEN I WAS 4 LOLOLOL.


Does the parish priest count?

Only if he's been prosecuted for it, else it's your word against the good old pastor's.

InvG

 

[Hilly]

Crisp packet?!

pfffff

Some of us have to resort to a pringles can! lol

Pringles can? that must be like waving a wand in the royal albert hall for some

Not me of course!

 

[Wolf11]

Awesome! A years supply of condoms for free.

Another LOL as well

 

[Tom|Nbk]

I was shagging when i was 12, no one really waits til 16.

Mega

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

YEAH I WAS HAVING SEX WHEN I WAS 4 LOLOLOL.


Does the parish priest count?

Quality post.

 

[R.O.S.S.I]

I nearly died when my mum found a box of condoms in my cupboard, quick thinking on the spot brought out "My mates bought them for when we went on holiday".
God knows what she thought.

 

[tebanski]

Good link if you need to replace those that have passed their 'fill by date'

 

[Begbie]

I can't be the only one that doesn't enjoy sex with a condom?

 

[Zefan]

I can't be the only one that doesn't enjoy sex with a condom?

You're not. Better than no sex though.

 

[Tom|Nbk]

I nearly died when my mum found a box of condoms in my cupboard, quick thinking on the spot brought out "My mates bought them for when we went on holiday".
God knows what she thought.

Why should she be bothered, Im sure she doesn't think any different and is actually pleased you are using protection?

 

[Berger]

I can't be the only one that doesn't enjoy sex with a condom?

Im with you on this one, alright if you and your other half have been checked out etc and you can do without.

 

[DaveOwl]

I wonder if it says 'Radio 1' on the condom. Could sell it on a site in 10 years time as a collectors edition 'Condition: New'.

 

[InvaderGIR]

I can't be the only one that doesn't enjoy sex with a condom?

I love sex without, but also love sex with, so either way it's all good to me. I'd prefer without as it's more natural and is more enjoyable, but having a condom on is better, safe and all that.
Right now I don't plan on having a kid, so I'm absolutely fine with wearing one.

I wonder if it says 'Radio 1' on the condom. Could sell it on eBay in 10 years time as a collectors edition 'Condition: New'.

This promotion was on last summer, it's just a Durex single packaged condom, I forget which variant it is though.

InvG

 

[R.O.S.S.I]

Why should she be bothered, Im sure she doesn't think any different and is actually pleased you are using protection?

Yeh i know that lol but i was trying to emphasise the embarrassment it caused me lol.

 

[pitchfork]

How old were the girl's you were actually having sex with out of interest?

That's slightly wrong at that age.

Ahh, i didn't care, she was 13, had been going out for about 2 months.

 

[z0mbi3]

YEAH I WAS HAVING SEX WHEN I WAS 4 LOLOLOL.


Does the parish priest count?

Raised a chuckle over here