spec me a dirty punch

[Thomas. PLease.]

Hi there,

I'm currently in cardiff visiting a friend who is at university here.

basically looking to get pretty messy, in the past we've made a few punches using various ingridents (vodka, various liquer's etc) just wondering if there are any really nice ones people know of to share.

or unless you want to spec me somehting, got about £30-50 to spend and needs to fuel about 5-6 thirsty lads.

thanks tom.

 

[gumbald]

Just pick random things off the shelves. It's not meant to be nice.

 

[jackoh]

Just pick random things off the shelves. It's not meant to be nice.

yeh thats what we've done a few times and its always been resonable, just wondering about any proper cocktails or something?

 

[PinkFloyd]

Just mix everything you can find together.

If your lucky it won't come out looking like this:

That didn't taste as bad as it looks, but it was still definetly disgusting

 

[moogie]

kidney or in the nads

 

[Glaucus]

Windex, has a strong kick and tastes nice. If it's to out there just add lemonade to dilute.
* 2 oz. Vodka
* 1 oz. White rum
* 0.5 oz. Blue curaçao
* 0.5 oz. Lime juice

 

[Glaucus]

Just mix everything you can find together.

If your lucky it won't come out looking like this:

That didn't taste as bad as it looks, but it was still definetly disgusting

baileys by any chance?curdled drinks, usually taste ok, it's the texture that makes you hurl.

 

[Tk7]

I'd probably risk that concoction rather then the stuff that's on that piece of card..!

edit.. oh and the thread title had me imagining a kidney punch with knuckledusters, or something equally as savage..

 

[D.P.]

Pineappple juice coconut milk white rum for a very basic P.C.

Vodka, orange juice and re-wine mixes surprisingly well with sliced fresh fruit.



It is pretty difficult to make a truely disgusting punch if you are sensible.

 

[PinkFloyd]

baileys by any chance?curdled drinks, usually taste ok, it's the texture that makes you hurl.

I don't think we had any baileys. Which was the worrying thing :/
It was just a mixture of whatever drinkable liquids we could find in our kitchen last year

 

[Barry Smalley]

Punch? Get three cases of Stella - that'll put all six of you on your back.

 

[Ripper]

Something from behind, with plenty of force.

 

[semi-pro waster]

I'd normally suggest taking a look at what you have and then going to the Webtender for options, LaPaglia's Punch or Puerto Rican Punch both sound like they could be interesting. Either that or just mix together whatever you have and start the drinking games.

 

["andy"]

bottle of tesco value vodka each

i always end up just mixing whatever weve got

 

[Dano]

Ovaries.

Can't believe nobody had said it yet...

 

[jim5000]

Red wine, vodka, orange juice, then top it up with whatever spirits you have knocking about...

 

[Scottland]

Just get some cheap vodka, loads of ice, lemons & limes and some lemonade.

 

[stinka]

Ovaries.

winnor

 

[Vonhelmet]

My mate once ended up eating a curdled Baileys drink with a fork. It was disgusting.

In other news, Long Island Iced Tea is the greatest cocktail known to man, except no one seems to be able to agree on the correct ingredients.

I'd shoot for:

Tequila
Gin
Rum
Vodka
Triple Sec, Cointreau or something orangey
Coke

Kill anyone who tries to put brandy in it.

 

[karoshi]

equal measures of:

Stolychnia Vodka (or another niceish one)
Tequila
Blue Curaco

seve cold