Cow kills 6 people, goes to jail

Captain Kirk · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:04

A cow in Jail!!! They better beef up security

Azagoth · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:06

Me so horny! :eek:

deuse · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:10

After that crash with the bike its a wonder he has any spare ribs

Killa_ken · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:10

LMFAO!!! You guys! Sooo funnay!

Von Smallhausen · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:14

Meh ... the cops will lay rumped up charges anyway.

Azagoth · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:18

One has to wonder how you can T-Bone such a huge white animal!

4T5 · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:19

Best keep its tail down in the showers.

Cybermyk · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:26

How did they find the right cow? Probably been grassed up. Or they they did a search and found it's dairy.

Anyway, if they're going to go on the road, cows should be fitted with horns.

TheVoice · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:31

Most Cambodian roads are dark at night.

Dark at night?! Shock horror!

benjo plz. · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:51

Von Smallhausen said:
I wonder if the police will fresian the owner's assets ?

lol.

Craig321 · 14 Oct 2007 at 19:55

lol those jokes are terrible.

Von Smallhausen · 14 Oct 2007 at 20:01

Craig321 said:
lol those jokes are terrible.

It's only a thread. Calf down.

PureAppleJuice · 14 Oct 2007 at 20:06

I wonder if they'll moooooo ve the cow to high security?

Von Smallhausen · 14 Oct 2007 at 20:13

jidh007 said:
I wonder if they'll moooooo ve the cow to high security?

Nah, that would be milking it.

ChoÞÞer · 14 Oct 2007 at 20:53

Von Smallhausen said:
Nah, that would be milking it.

ethan · 14 Oct 2007 at 21:04

No High-Way cowed

WarBird · 14 Oct 2007 at 21:07

Craig321 said:
lol those jokes are terrible.

tbh

blighter · 14 Oct 2007 at 21:17

WarBird said:
tbh

Don't have a cow man!

deuse · 14 Oct 2007 at 21:20

Craig321 said:
lol those jokes are terrible.

You got a BEEF with us

ethan · 14 Oct 2007 at 21:26

WarBird said:
tbh

You could be milkstaken but without the o and the l lol
Cannot understand why the self editing mechanisms on this site review my description as swearing? ( bolus of semi-degraded food regurgitated from the reticulorumen of a ruminant) I'll just go check the rules.