Pffft you'd think...
Does anyone understand what goes on in a womens head?!?!?!
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Pffft you'd think...
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haha Never try understanding women.. One rule for them, another for us and were always wrong! I've found that as I've got older I've established great selective hearing and a zippy mouth!
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My aunt does that with my uncle.
I've never actually seen her manipulate him but I'd love to, just to get some experience for later on.My aunt does that with my uncle.
Now that has to be sig material if ever I saw it...
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I'll 2nd that! Its best to plug them into the soaps until you feel in need of their services. Try not to engage in conversation as they wont stop (unless soaps are on). I generally try and keep mine in a box under the stair but she keeps escaping.
Women are very similar to the latest GPU, you want it till you have it, then another one comes along.
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Why do you think I wear hearing aids?
You dirty, dirty man! Get back to work.
lol what a horribly geeky comparasion
but in general meeting woman over msn never works, imo anyway
we'll stop doing that when girls start blaming all men for one guys mistake
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Does anyone understand what goes on in a womens head?!?!?!
Nope. No one does, not even them.
Nope. No one does, not even them.
For the men/boys:
Men's faults are many,
Women have only two
Everything they say,
And everything they do!
For the women/girls:
Women's faults are many,
Men have only two
Everything they say,
And everything they do!
Sexual equality and all that
Men's faults are many,
Women have only two
Everything they say,
And everything they do!
For the women/girls:
Women's faults are many,
Men have only two
Everything they say,
And everything they do!
Sexual equality and all that
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No they just need to grow up, whch over time they will do. With boy's however, that's not always guaranteed
But being grown up sucks
Actually, whilst I'm here, and you having stepped up as unofficial female spokes person (< get me being PC
) Could you please ask your fellow sisters to stop STFO (stating the ....... obvious). I know how to load the dishwasher, washingmachine, how to bathe the kids, iron the clothes etc etc. I don't need reminding every single time. (Mrs Leghorn knows damn well this iritates me and gets some perverse pleasure from it ,evil she is....)Fog
You could have just stopped your post there.
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
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I know how to load the dishwasher, washingmachine, how to bathe the kids, iron the clothes etc etc. I don't need reminding every single time. (Mrs Leghorn knows damn well this iritates me and gets some perverse pleasure from it
Fog
Well if that's the case it appears you have the theory, but maybe you should try putting it into practise?