You know you're ill when...

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This isn't a medical thread. It is a 'please give my poor digestive system some sympathy' thread.

:(

Woe is me.

*n
 
Very little but what I do eat goes through me mostly undigested in just over an hour...

Off to the Docs later. :/

*n
 
My flatmate puts toilet paper in the fridge before he goes out for a Rugby Cider and Currny night....perhaps you should try the same?
 
Aloreth said:
My flatmate puts toilet paper in the fridge before he goes out for a Rugby Cider and Currny night....perhaps you should try the same?
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haha I'm gonna have to try that one.

A chicken madrass seems like a good idea when you order it but the next day... :p
 
It's not currybum. I've been ill since Sunday (started with a fever and absolutely RANCID farts. Seriously, I'd have to open the windows and leave the room for 20 minutes) and I've developed a wiping technique that isn't leaving my poor ring in tatters.

*n
 
My bum feels fine. It's just being exercised every 15-30 minutes instead of twice a day. Lots of blood and stuff hence off to doctors.

Anyway, less mockery. More sympathy! Poor me!

*n
 
If you poop out blood = go to the doctor NOW

Seriously, stop asking for sympathy and go now, I would go the the emergency department of a hospital.
 
Euwww...but at least it's not one of those 'This is happening, what should I do threads'.

Poor sod, I'd hate to have that, especially as the docs is like a 15-20 min drive away from me...:eek:

InvG
 
Looks like cheap bogroll to me - buy some proper stuff, and your ring will thank you for it. ;)
 
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