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Half of it is tat quilted stuff. I ran out of it yesterday and sent Law to get more. She came back with Charmin.

As for going to A&E, it would take me about an hour to get there and the GPs just phoned; appointment bumped to 10.30 now. :)

*n
 
your poor end piece must look like the flag of Japan!

I think we all ran out of sympathy around April of this year, so it's tough love only. I'll bet you make it to your GP in less than 3 min. :)
 
Rancid farts, red blood, lots of loo roll. I'm the same, I know what it is just used the correct cream starting to clear now. :)


omg talking about bowl movements on a forum
 
Sounds like a mate of mine, he went travelling and picked up a nasty case of dysentry (is there a nice case?). The only thing that can maintain is bacteria-stripped gut is Yakhult. Even with the "friendly bacteria" working overtime, he still knocks out the most pungent and room clearing smells I have ever had the misfortune to whiff upon.

He even grades them: Medical, Surgical, and Acidic. The latter being the resultant of a night on the ale.

I hope for your sake it gets fixed lol. :D
 
Agreed, unless the irony of pointing out holocaust bad taste humour whilst sporting a German WW2 tank in your sig was intended?
 
Moses99p said:
tbh there is a pretty big difference between having a German tank in a sig and making a joke out of the Holocaust. The German soldiers in WW2 were perfectly normal people on the whole, just some crazy leaders etc.
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Granted, but you can't deny that the two are linked.
 
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