Arguing with a woman!

Kerplunk

Kerplunk

Kerplunk

Soldato
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Argh!!!

Why is it always our fault, why are we always in the wrong, why do they encrypt there answers with another meaning, why can they bounce between previous arguments, why do they never forget anything argument related??

Why does arguing end up in hurting their feelings and worse! when ours are discounted for! and why do they contradict themselves yet still manage to twist there way out of it!?...also timely executions of 'do you still love me?' !!


The sex is good though! :D



God help us! (men!)
 
Heh, tell her to stop hiding behind the female stereotype to excuse her acting like an irrational retard, that'll go down well :p

Tip#2 - if she refuses you sex because of a previous event that you've apologised for, go and have sex with someone else, then blame it on her because she wouldn't accept your apology - that'll go down well too :p
 
You won't win. Even if you do win they change the argument so they win ultimately. Save yourself hours of grief and just agree with them from the outset :)
 
My female companion can't decide on anything, demands I giver he my opinion then tells me its wrong and becomes depressed unless I buy her something. I can't go near her when she’s in one of those moods or she screams, swear she’s got a bit more Autism in her then most people....
 
The moment you notice an argument coming on, just go and fetch the spare duvet and put it on the sofa. When they ask why, reply: "Well, this is where it always ends up, so lets just skip to the point."
 
Because women are so much more amazingly insecure and unsure of themselves or the world surrounding them, to be honest. They should be classed as a pet. Just like y'average Labrador or whatever.

Even when you're out with them in the street and you walk past about 12 trouble-making chavvy types, she'll always do or say something that'll get their attention and thus, a big thing becomes of it. They're the cause of a lot of the violence at weekends, in all honesty.

The only way to win, is to not play.
 
OvertoneBliss said:
Even when you're out with them in the street and you walk past about 12 trouble-making chavvy types, she'll always do or say something that'll get their attention and thus, a big thing becomes of it. They're the cause of a lot of the violence at weekends, in all honesty.
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Hehe, very true, afterwards you think to yourself "should have just walked off as if I didn't know her, that will teach her" ;) :)
 
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