Deputy mayor of Delhi killed by monkeys

Tom|Nbk · 22 Oct 2007 at 01:34

Simple.

Hand a few of these out

bledd · 22 Oct 2007 at 02:01

couldn't help but think of the 42 midges vs a lion 'story'

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attac...onMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

Lydzor · 22 Oct 2007 at 02:44

bledd. said:
couldn't help but think of the 42 midges vs a lion 'story'

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attac...onMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

Wow, that kind of stuff happens!? :eek:

Smithy · 22 Oct 2007 at 03:05

Lydzor said:
Wow, that kind of stuff happens!?

That was a joke, right?

Lydzor · 22 Oct 2007 at 03:08

Nope

Even in Cambodia i wouldn't have thought they would try something so ridiculous.

Dunks · 22 Oct 2007 at 03:10

Lydzor said:
Nope Even in Cambodia i wouldn't have thought they would try something so ridiculous.

It's a fake news story.

Lydzor · 22 Oct 2007 at 03:14

DunK1 said:
It's a fake news story.

Oh haha, it's so obvious now with the big banner at the top.

Think it's time i got some sleep...?

Dunks · 22 Oct 2007 at 03:19

Lydzor said:
Think it's time i got some sleep...?

Perhaps

Justintime · 22 Oct 2007 at 03:44

That lion was in a league of his own...

James07 · 22 Oct 2007 at 03:45

You serious?!

The BBC come out with some outrageous things sometimes, that is deffinately one of them. How did they get into his house?!

Pffft.

What a story..

James.

aardvark · 22 Oct 2007 at 09:31

matskiosaurus said:
Imagine the headstone...

'sadly outwitted by a monkey'

haha

alexakasloth · 22 Oct 2007 at 09:33

Booner! said:
HAHA - Anybody seen the Simpsons episode where they train up each creature to beat off another cause Bart brought back a frog from Australia?

Beat me too it! Thinking the same thing haha.

lolwtfbbq · 22 Oct 2007 at 10:00

ROFL! Though poor guy got killed my some small monkeys...

FTM · 22 Oct 2007 at 10:28

they will have to escalate the fierceness of the monkeys to get rid of the last lot! dehli will end up being governed by a mob of baseball bat wielding gorrilas..

Dave L · 22 Oct 2007 at 10:33

Unbelieveable! They'll need to get some shooters in there to sort it out.

neil3k · 22 Oct 2007 at 10:35

Dave L said:
Unbelieveable! They'll need to get some shooters in there to sort it out.

They won't because monkeys are holy to them.

Booner! · 22 Oct 2007 at 10:35

My friend used to live in India where monkeys were and still are a major problem. When he was at school, they would have armed guards with Explosive Shotgun ammunition to stop monkeys from overrunning the classrooms etc.

Crazy really, they should do the same to pigeons and seagulls over here.

fozzybear · 22 Oct 2007 at 10:37

What a way to Go-rilla!

Booner! · 22 Oct 2007 at 10:38

fozzybear said:
What a way to Go-rilla!

None of that Monkey business! :rolleyes:

Stretch · 22 Oct 2007 at 10:41

This story reminds me of an episode of the Simpson’s.

QUIMBY
For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle.

Skinner talks to Lisa.

SKINNER
Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.

LISA
But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

SKINNER
No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

LISA
But aren't the snakes even worse?

SKINNER
Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

LISA
But then we're stuck with gorillas!

SKINNER
No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

The family head back to the car.

HOMER
I'm proud of you boy. (sniffs candle) Mmm... loganberry.