Policeman shot in butt with own gun while battling porn vending machine bandits

Van Hellseek · 25 Oct 2007 at 14:40

mainichi said:
TAGAWA, Fukuoka (Japan) -- A police officer is in a serious condition after being shot in the buttocks with his own pistol while scuffling with porno vending machine thieves here Friday, police said.

more:
http://mdn.mainichi.jp/national/news/20071005p2a00m0na019000c.html

Clearly the greatest title for a news article ever.

Mat · 25 Oct 2007 at 14:46

"A scuffle arose and one of the men took ...blah blah blah... slamming into the police officer's bottom."

kekeke

AJUK · 25 Oct 2007 at 14:46

There is nothing really anyone can say to that!

The Japs are very strange people.

iviv · 25 Oct 2007 at 14:56

Look forward to seeing this on HIGNFY

Matteh · 25 Oct 2007 at 14:57

You simply couldn't make something like that up...

PhilthyPhil · 25 Oct 2007 at 14:57

Haha

Oh and porn vending machine :cool:

Wiggins · 25 Oct 2007 at 15:19

His only friend will be a rubber ring for the next few months

aardvark · 25 Oct 2007 at 15:23

there's a porn vending machine in a layby in the middle of nowhere ???

A.N.Other · 25 Oct 2007 at 15:34

Porn vending machines?!? Qué?

:confused:

Van Hellseek · 25 Oct 2007 at 15:38

remember, you're talking about a country which has vending machines for schoolgirls used underwear. A dirty mag vending machine isn't really that suprising!

snail1 · 25 Oct 2007 at 15:38

Japan is like that.

I was there over the summer and needed a new memory card for the Camera so I went into the local "Dixons"-equivalent.

Ground Floor was Macs
First Floor Cameras
Second Floor Mobiles
Third Floor Dvds
Top Floor Hard Core Porn: both DVD and, more disturbingly, vast amounts of computer generated interactive porn.

Mrs Snail did ask why it took 1 hour to buy the memory card.......

Tefal · 25 Oct 2007 at 15:38

seek said:
remember, you're talking about a country which has vending machines for schoolgirls used underwear. A dirty mag vending machine isn't really that suprising!

Yet don't they have one of the lowest rape percentages?

The Dread Pirate · 25 Oct 2007 at 15:40

ROFLMAO!!!

snail1 · 25 Oct 2007 at 15:40

They do have beer vending machines in the hotels though

Ironic Namesake · 25 Oct 2007 at 16:24

snail1 said:
They do have beer vending machines in the hotels though

And in some of the clubs

Definetely beats queuing up at the bar for a drink

slambo69 · 25 Oct 2007 at 16:26

Not just porn vending machines...Japanese porn vending machines!!!!

something daft already!! · 25 Oct 2007 at 16:29

I remember a mate of mine telling me about these vending machine when for a Yen you can get a pair of soiled pants. A sort of Kinda suprise type thing. They were removed from the streets during the Olympics I understand.

Pulsar_GTI · 25 Oct 2007 at 16:30

*Japanese accent* orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ruddy helllllllllllll

Aod · 25 Oct 2007 at 17:50

howiepoohs said:
I remember a mate of mine telling me about these vending machine when for a Yen you can get a pair of soiled pants. A sort of Kinda suprise type thing. They were removed from the streets during the Olympics I understand.

1yen? thats only 1/233 pounds? less than half a penny!
a hundred yen sound more like it (it is true btw)

lolwtfbbq · 25 Oct 2007 at 18:52

ROFL!