tonight mattew i am going to be....

helpimcrap · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:27

well technically tomorrow night....

fake breasts - check
balloons to go inside fake breasts and give them 'lift' - check
long blonde wig - check
long sleeveless black strappy dress - check
trainers and socks - check
red finger nail extensions - check

total cost: £25

any ideas what i'm gonna be??

and when you do guess it, is it so wrong that i decided to dress that way??

my mum is extremely worried.... especially after ringing her at work to ask her to get me a dress.

Jokester · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:28

Lily Allen?

Jokester

Raikiri · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:28

Well, it is the weekend... you're normally Wendy then aren't you?

TheCrow · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:28

A hooker?

Beans on toast Dave · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:29

i would not use balloon, they will get popped use socks etc instead

helpimcrap · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:31

challengedavid said:
i would not use balloon, they will get popped use socks etc instead

thanks for the tip - i think! i wont ask why you know this so well.

helpimcrap · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:32

Jokester said:
Lily Allen?

Jokester

big boobs....

and technically the trainers arent part of it, but im not getting drunk in heels... i have 2 ankles i dont want being broken.

Trifid · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:33

I would post a pic of my friend dressed similarly but it isn't suitable for the internet, or to be viewed. At all. Ever.

alexakasloth · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:36

Jordan?

danza · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:41

Gordon Brown?

helpimcrap · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:41

all wrong so far.... i could give a real big clue....

she sings.

cant say any more than that or it will be too easy...

alexakasloth · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:42

Geri Halliwell?

Jokester · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:42

Got to be Mariah Carey. Can't see Dolly Parton in a black strapless number

.

Jokester

Christo · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:44

Jordan? - well she sang that one song..

blighter · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:45

Don't sweat about it, I once went into school dressed as Lara Croft

edit: My guess is Cilia Black

randal · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:46

Chrisp7 said:
Jordan? - well she sang that one song..

"Sang"... much in the same way that she "wrote" her last book... lol.

helpimcrap · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:48

Jokester said:
Got to be Mariah Carey. Can't see Dolly Parton in a black strapless number .

Jokester

dammit.... it is dolly parton lol.

ill be wearing this dress as it was only a fiver from the charity shop and i seen her wear lots of black tops/dresses on her photos. admittedly they dont stand out as much as pink/white but i didnt have much choice.

R.O.S.S.I · 26 Oct 2007 at 21:57

bah i was going for Amy Winehouse. Sounds more like winehouse tbh.

Tom0 · 26 Oct 2007 at 22:00

Britney Spears

paradigm · 26 Oct 2007 at 22:01

helpimcrap said:
any ideas what i'm gonna be??

Coming out of the closet?

A rather odd looking transvestite?

On the lookout for a man?