EPIC FAIL! Intruder dies after throat cut on window

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I found this was really amusing:D

A GRANDFATHER has told how he desperately tried in vain to save the life of a burglar who was breaking into his home.

The burglar bled to death in the man's frontyard after he tripped and slashed his throat while he climbed through a bedroom window.

The resident, who didn't want to be named, said the burglar's throat "looked like an axe had hit it" after he came down face first on the jagged glass.

The deadly mishap occurred in the Adelaide suburb of O'Sullivan Beach at 2.10am yesterday after the burglar used a concrete garden statue to smash his way into the main bedroom.

Police believe the burglar stumbled on a piece of the statue, which had broken when it struck the window.

The couple, sleeping less than one metre away from the window, were showered with glass.

"He threw one of our statues through the window," the man said.

"It was a hell of a bang when it came through. My wife woke up screaming."

The middle-aged man said he told his horrified wife to call police before peering out the window to see who was there.

"I didn't know whether I was going to be fighting for my life or running for my life," the man said.

"I didn't know whether it would be one person or more or whether they would try and attack me."

The resident was stunned to discover the burglar lying unconscious outside the window "in a pool of blood".

"He wasn't trying to talk; he was well past that," he said.

"I took a couple of towels out there and tried to stop the bleeding.

"Once I realised he wasn't going to attack me, I wanted to try and help him.

"I felt his pulse but he was just cold and clammy.

"He wasn't moving and he was barely breathing.

"You could hear the air going in and out through his throat; not his nose and mouth.

"By then I realised there was nothing I could do."

"My guess is he slipped when he tried to get inside.

"He was only wearing thongs and he must have slipped and fallen."
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22658062-421,00.html
 
I'm not sure I find this funny, or pleasing. We don't know the circumstances the burglar was in.

Tragic way to die.
 
These burglars are pain in the neck!

If he wasn't out robbing peoples houses he'd still be alive, so no sympathy from me! I say good riddance to the scum!
 
Sounds like the old "Yes officer, he slipped and fell, honest!"

In reality grandpa is actually a retired ninja! When the burglar entered the house he ripped out his throat with his bare hands then made it look like an accident.

Or maybe it really was an accident
 
Andy100 said:
Sounds like the old "Yes officer, he slipped and fell, honest!"

In reality grandpa is actually a retired ninja! When the burglar entered the house he ripped out his throat with his bare hands then made it look like an accident.

Or maybe it really was an accident
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1 too many coffee's ?? :eek:
 
Andy100 said:
Sounds like the old "Yes officer, he slipped and fell, honest!"

In reality grandpa is actually a retired ninja! When the burglar entered the house he ripped out his throat with his bare hands then made it look like an accident.

Or maybe it really was an accident
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I was thinking the same thing. The old man cut the guys throat as he climbed through the window and then pushed him out.
 
I think it's sad, the victim pretty much shares my feelings. Even though the man had tried to break into the house, the resident still tried to save his live, the man should be lauded.
 
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