chavs

InvaderGIR · 31 Oct 2007 at 18:44

Reasteh said:
They'll shout through your letterbox

I'm not sure it'll be 'shout' coming through the letter box.

InvG

Reasteh · 31 Oct 2007 at 18:45

InvaderGIR said:
I'm not sure it'll be 'shout' coming through the letter box.

InvG

i hope your not refering to anything rude lol

InvaderGIR · 31 Oct 2007 at 18:47

Reasteh said:
i hope your not refering to anything rude lol

Nope, was thinking along the lines of wee or garbage.

To be honest, anything that isn't egnuine post through the letterbox is not nice (hate junk mail).

InvG

MinDBlanK · 31 Oct 2007 at 18:50

Lights on, Door unlocked.

1 knock unanswered

2 Knocks Door opened and my dogs get out!

Sinque · 31 Oct 2007 at 19:16

MinDBlanK said:
Lights on, Door unlocked.

1 knock unanswered

2 Knocks Door opened and my dogs get out!

Third knock is the police to confiscate and put your dogs down.

Phog · 31 Oct 2007 at 19:18

Reasteh said:
They'll shout through your letterbox

I'll pour liquid mercury out of the letterbox and do the john connor thing. That might work!

Wiggins · 31 Oct 2007 at 19:23

If chavs come knocking on my door i'll just give them a copy of Devvo and tell them their bruvver is famous and go ask him for 50p instead.

Richdog · 31 Oct 2007 at 19:26

Phog said:
I've got all my lights off pretending i'm not in... Uh oh...

Me too, so far its worked great, from the front of the house i'm almost invisible. I got one (unanswered) ring and the rest have walked on.

richard104 · 31 Oct 2007 at 19:30

Tony Martin. Saw lads in sainsburys buying almost 60 eggs. dont think they were making pankcakes either.

Phog · 31 Oct 2007 at 19:39

Richdog said:
Me too, so far its worked great, from the front of the house i'm almost invisible. I got one (unanswered) ring and the rest have walked on.

I just one knock on the door, but it might have been the music... I haven't heard any windows go through yet either! Success!

Sp!ke · 31 Oct 2007 at 20:07

Now who was it that answered the door, naked, dripping in blood? Or was that for the Jehovas?

I just ignore the door tbh, can't be bothered telling them to skidaddle even.

S

MinDBlanK · 31 Oct 2007 at 21:14

Sinque said:
Third knock is the police to confiscate and put your dogs down.

Of course I was being deadly seriously, never thought that having your pet dogs maul people would get you into trouble.

Glad you pointed this out, cheers!

Trusty · 31 Oct 2007 at 21:30

Mephisto said:
I get Chavvy types asking me for money all year round. Usually it's 20p or 50p so they can "Use the phone", but the other day as I was coming out of Tesco someone came up to me and asked if I could spare "Twenty quid", WTF!

Lol, was in London on Tuesday night, went to Sports Cafe and came out at around 2am. Junkie of some description asked me if i had £1000 to spare, i laughed and walked off, was fairly amusing.

Logic Zero · 31 Oct 2007 at 21:46

I had a ******* bottle thrown at me by a group of chavs today, I reported it to the police. Bunch of useless morons who have nothing to contribute to society whatsoever. I honestly wish I was a nazi atm because, honest to god, I would burn every hoody wearing ***** on this planet alive.

Azagoth · 31 Oct 2007 at 21:50

Logic Zero said:
I would burn every hoody wearing ***** on this planet alive.

Well, at least your username is apt! I'm as far from a chav as possible yet I wear a hoodie, does that mean you'll burn me alive?

richard104 · 31 Oct 2007 at 21:52

Logic Zero said:
I had a ******* bottle thrown at me by a group of chavs today, I reported it to the police. Bunch of useless morons who have nothing to contribute to society whatsoever. I honestly wish I was a nazi atm because, honest to god, I would burn every hoody wearing ***** on this planet alive.

Thats harsh man hope your ok. I reckon we should get some vigil ante (sp) going, sort some of these geezers out.

SwishSpencor · 31 Oct 2007 at 21:54

Loud "dirdy goff musik" > Chavs

Digital Punk · 31 Oct 2007 at 21:57

Logic Zero said:
I had a ******* bottle thrown at me by a group of chavs today, I reported it to the police. Bunch of useless morons who have nothing to contribute to society whatsoever.

Thats a bit harsh. The Police do contribute a little bit to society.

Solari · 31 Oct 2007 at 21:59

Digital Punk said:
Thats a bit harsh. The Police do contribute a little bit to society.

When they're not busy filling out forms or eating doughnuts

doozer · 31 Oct 2007 at 22:03

the chavs in my local area always seem to like to treat my house windows to bricks all year around.

Can't even give them a sound thrashing as they are all under age.