well thats just great - alcohol and bacon give you cancer now

Substance · 1 Nov 2007 at 01:26

Oh come on, what else can cause cancer,it seems that everything we do nowadays is bad for us, tbh i gave up caring long ago, i quit smoking so that gives me the right to eat wth i want to eat

-|ScottFree|- · 1 Nov 2007 at 03:03

Everything in moderation....

I would rather live enjoying myself and die younger, than have denied myself the things I like to live a little longer, still..maybe thats why really old people have always got the hump!!!

-|ScottFree|- · 1 Nov 2007 at 03:06

vaultingSlinky said:
Masturbation doesn't cure cancer, it helps prevent it!

I heard gaming improves your eyesight and masturbating ruins it.. thank god so many games have been released recently, I'm now probably breaking even!!! :eek:

Azagoth · 1 Nov 2007 at 04:21

I eat what I want, when I want and as often as I want!

If I die from that, then so be it! What's the problem, I'm dead!

riddlermarc · 1 Nov 2007 at 04:35

lol I have cancer, this news doesn't stop me wanting another bacon sandwich

Every cloud has it's silver lining

dbmzk1 · 1 Nov 2007 at 05:03

I have actually heard that masturbation, or frequent sex, can help men avoid prostate cancer.

Carry on lads, its good for you!

oxygene · 1 Nov 2007 at 08:00

people are missing the obvious point. Bieng alive increases yuor chance of getting cancer! How many dead people have got cancer lately?

eXor · 1 Nov 2007 at 08:05

FTM said:
alcohol and bacon give you cancer now

Muslims must be pointing and laughing.

AJUK · 1 Nov 2007 at 08:06

Life is a terminal disease, no one has ever survived it.

Beans on toast Dave · 1 Nov 2007 at 08:52

FTM said:
alcohol and bacon give you cancer now

bugger, now that bacon flavor vodka i was working on is useless

callmeBadger · 1 Nov 2007 at 09:03

LordSplodge said:
Masturbation causes cancer too. Sorry.

http://www.x4labs.com/info/prostate_cancer_masturbation Seems Keeping the pipes flowing is good for us.

Next we will have "Worrying about what will give us cancer, increases the risk of developing cancer."

Tombo · 1 Nov 2007 at 09:07

callmeBadger said:
"Worrying about what will give us cancer, increases the risk of developing cancer."

Can't something like this happen if you really believe you had it? Or is this TV lying to me again.

JodieO · 1 Nov 2007 at 09:10

AcidHell2 said:
Ignore it, everything gives you cancer. I bet the research isn't controlled.

I agree with this. Everything causes cancer these days.

Emlyn_Dewar · 1 Nov 2007 at 09:12

The way I see it, we'll probably get it anyway, if not that then we'll have a heart attack.
Think I'll enjoy life at the moment and carry on eating bacon rolls and drinking alcohol.

If I had millions of pounds funding and knew anything about science I could probably prove that bacon makes you live longer or could give you the power of flight.

Moredhel · 1 Nov 2007 at 09:21

I still say water is a carcinogen, 100% of the people who died from cancer last year had drunk water regularly at some point before they were diagnosed...

Emlyn_Dewar · 1 Nov 2007 at 09:23

Agreed, they'd also breathed air aswell, worrying times.

Wiggins · 1 Nov 2007 at 09:27

What next, pigs having Chemotherapy?

bam0 · 1 Nov 2007 at 09:31

Emlyn_Dewar said:
Agreed, they'd also breathed air aswell, worrying times.

Maybe flippant, but metabolism of oxygen produces free radicals which does cause cell damage.

stumpy187 · 1 Nov 2007 at 10:31

Oh Well. I'm not dead yet so i'll carry on enjoying these then

Mobius 1 · 1 Nov 2007 at 11:23

soon they'll make a statement that living causes cancer. you only live once, live it to the full, even if that means blending bacon and drinking it/eating it