My Friend Mike

Mattitude · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:24

On two occassions now my friend mike has got in with some girl he likes to his or her house where on both occassions she has been up for it, on both occassions the girl has gone to the loo and to come out to find him asleep!

He has a problem with falling asleep when hes drunk, so what can he do to keep him self awake?

fish · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:26

Your mate eh? /Ninja bouncing eyebrows smiley/

Ukadder · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:26

I can see a simple solution to this, tell him to not get drunk.

WotDa · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:26

Viagra ought to keep him perky.

Rotty · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:26

don't get so drunk ?

Rotty · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:26

fish said:
Your mate eh?

helmet · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:26

I saw a bus out of my window a few moments ago.

titchard · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:27

Rotty said:
don't get so drunk ?

Only way foward - always hung back a little on the drink if I knew I would be getting some bedroom bonanza later on.

Rich

Random_23 · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:28

Go back with him, tell them you'll wait downstair's and once he's nodded off up the stairs you go!

Back of the net.

Mattitude · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:42

Random_23 said:
Go back with him, tell them you'll wait downstair's and once he's nodded off up the stairs you go!

Back of the net.

ah yes that is a good idea!!!

Justintime · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:44

Red bull and Vodka.. seriously. I've been drunk but hyper on it and it also helps for any later bedwork (if ya get my drift), might be the caffeine!

.Kencs · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:45

Mattitude said:
On two occassions now my friend mike has got in with some girl he likes to his or her house where on both occassions she has been up for it, on both occassions the girl has gone to the loo and to come out to find him asleep!

He has a problem with falling asleep when hes drunk, so what can he do to keep him self awake?

Also he fell asleep at my birthday party and got tea bagged! Not in the sense of a cup of tea (Balls to face) lol

try not drinking LOL

lolism · 8 Nov 2007 at 11:50

fish said:
Your mate eh? /Ninja bouncing eyebrows smiley/

Simple, "he" just needs to pace himself!

_PD_ · 8 Nov 2007 at 12:02

You really shouldn't tell us these thinks, Mike.

Miguél · 8 Nov 2007 at 12:05

helmet said:
I saw a bus out of my window a few moments ago.

That is excellent news. I saw some water falling from the sky and then a bright light popping up from behind the clouds.

helmet · 8 Nov 2007 at 12:11

Miguél said:
That is excellent news. I saw some water falling from the sky and then a bright light popping up from behind the clouds.

Aww you have such luck! Pictures would be great.

MookJong · 8 Nov 2007 at 12:32

Find a woman who doesn't bother to freshen up before getting into bed

.Kencs · 8 Nov 2007 at 12:35

MookJong said:
Find a woman who doesn't bother to freshen up before getting into bed

LOL.....I like ** thinking lol

Welshy · 8 Nov 2007 at 12:38

How about he drinks a little less?

How is this not obvious? Did it really need its own thread to be answered....

_PD_ · 8 Nov 2007 at 12:45

Awww, the funny bit of the thread got pruned.