Dave Systems

Invisible fireworks - also come in silent, so you do not disturb the neighbours

fireproofed coal - guaranteed not to burn in case of fire!

Emergency safe access systems - break glass in case of lost key

the incredible "write on nothing" pen - guaranteed not to stain clothes or paper

Frozen tea cup mould - now create your own tea cups from frozen water!

safety football - deflates at first contact, no more damaged toes!

Trawling String - Too many unwanted fish get caught up in trawling nets. This string will ensure no fish ever get caught up again!

Safety shotgun rounds - all propellant is removed, making the weapon totally safe.

Soluble Fishing line - stops wildlife being caught up in discarded fishing line, disolves in contact with moisture.
 
Your mate dave didn't invent this game.... it's been around for donkeys...

Anyway, what about Full fat weightwatchers.

And already invented things, how about Diet, Caffiene free coke, complete waste of time that stuff.
 
Welshy said:
Your mate dave didn't invent this game.... it's been around for donkeys....
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Fairplay but He was actually thinking of setting up a business that was gonna try invent all this sort o stuff hence the reason I called the thread Dave Systems I didn't actually know the game before he came up with the idea.

anyhow back to the inventions.

The phone alert ~ A device designed for the completly deaf worn on the wrist that lights up to let them know the phone is ringing!:p
 
$qu!ff said:
The phone alert ~ A device designed for the completly deaf worn on the wrist that lights up to let them know the phone is ringing!:p
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Phone alert 2 ~ A device for the completely blind worn on the wrist that lights up to let them know the phone is ringing.

Just as pointless!
 
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