Wheres the friday jokes!

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Little Johnny goes up to his dad and asks him "Mummy, what's a Transvestite?"

His Dad replies "Ask your mother, he's in the kitchen"




I live near a remedial school.
There's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN".
That can't be good for their self-esteem...

 

[mehuk]

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Bloodysorearse

 

[Gaz1988]

I live near a remedial school.
There's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN".
That can't be good for their self-esteem...

stolen from jimmy carr perhaps?

 

[MarcLister]

Little Johnny goes up to his dad and asks him "Mummy, what's a Transvestite?"

His Dad replies "Ask your mother, he's in the kitchen"

Lolzo.

 

[.Kencs]

I live near a remedial school.
There's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN".
That can't be good for their self-esteem...

PMSL

 

[Maximum Triceratops]

A bloke goes into the chippy with a haddock under his arm.He says to the fish fryer " hi have you got any fishcakes ready?"
The fryer says " yeah sure"
Bloke says " great ill have one its his birthday"

 

[lolism]

stolen from jimmy carr perhaps?

I even read it in Jimmy Carr's voice

 

[vincent1989]

I even read it in Jimmy Carr's voice

so did i

 

[ca9phoenix]

what's the odd one out?

a woman

a washing machine

or a toaster?.......


The toaster cos it doesn't leak when it's......... (broken)

 

[.Kencs]

what's the odd one out?

a woman

a washing machine

or a toaster?.......


The toaster cos it doesn't leak when it's......... (broken)

Like this 1

 

[.Kencs]

As the festive season approaches, Please remeber that a doggie isn't just for christmas...it's a damn fine position all year round

 

[MR_Punk]

Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in just 3 moves.

Mr T once won Chuck Norris at Connect 4.

Chuck Norris decided to spare Mr T's life but did however invent Racism

 

[vincent1989]

Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in just 3 moves.

Mr T once won Chuck Norris at Connect 4.

Chuck Norris decided to spare Mr T's life but did however invent Racism

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer, pity he never cries

 

[MR_Punk]

Chuck Norris leaves the light on at night, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the Dark is scard of Chuck Norris

 

[.Lethal]

what's the odd one out?

a woman

a washing machine

or a toaster?.......


The toaster cos it doesn't leak when it's......... (broken)

-5000 / 10

 

[Sone]

Chuck Norris leaves the light on at night, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the Dark is scard of Chuck Norris

lol

 

[MR_Punk]

Chuck Norris always gets laid on the first date. ALWAYS!

 

[.Lethal]

Chuck Norris jokes = WoW fanboys.

 

[MR_Punk]

WoW?

 

[Rapacious]

Don't turn friday jokes into a Chuck Norris thread.