I like the way my father isn't in the burning house. Sexisms +1!
edit:
Ah the child is female too, no male child would be trapped in a burning house! Sexisms +2
was about to say the grandpa started the fire mate but someone already has.
Do we have to save one? cant we just wait for the firemen in the big red fire engine to come with the big watery cannons and shiney things.
Thats why WE started the fire isnt it?