It's always a bad day when you're [TW]Fox.
Why are some people so ******* incapable
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It's always a bad day when you're [TW]Fox.
There is nothing weird about this behaviour. They are simply marking their territory. Of course some people take it a step further and mark their territory with No2 as well. And Im sure if they could, they would mark it with No3 as well.
This comment made me laugh
If you lay a prized, non flushing log at work then it's only fair to leave it in all it's glory for your colleagues to admire.
great respect can be earned by laying a back breaking monster, and still being able to walk unaided !!
(Try to avoid doing this just as the cleaners arrive however)
I'm sure a lot of people purport to this theory.
"If yellow, let it mellow.
If its brown, flush it down."
Water-saving rhyme.
Seeing as we're sharing poo stories - I went into a cinema bathroom many years ago (as a little kid) to find that someone had walked across the basins leaving a line of poo all over the sinks.
I think I went to see Pokemon.
If its brown, flush it down."
Water-saving rhyme.
Seeing as we're sharing poo stories - I went into a cinema bathroom many years ago (as a little kid) to find that someone had walked across the basins leaving a line of poo all over the sinks.
I think I went to see Pokemon.
I hope you appeciated the effort and trouble that the guy who did that, went through.
Consider yourself lucky! Once, when I was working at T.H.E., I went to the bog with the intention of wasting a good 20 mins or so and came upon the most unholy of sights! It looked as if someone with a case of terminal diarrhoea had dropped their trousers, bent over and just sprayed the cubicle!
LMAO, that's harsh man.
EDIT : Im still nearly in tears a good 10 minutes after reading this
Comedy.
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I have two real pet hates, both toilet-focused.
The first is people not washing their hands after visiting the loo, paritcually for a number 2. However, the second (and this really irks me) is people who take beer into the toilet in pubs and clubs. I mean what is that about? I would rather have someone nick my beer than have it in that environment.
The first is people not washing their hands after visiting the loo, paritcually for a number 2. However, the second (and this really irks me) is people who take beer into the toilet in pubs and clubs. I mean what is that about? I would rather have someone nick my beer than have it in that environment.
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It isn't just about having people nick it, there is also the issue of it being spiked, probably not a major issue in most places but it is real enough to be a potential concern if you don't have someone who can look after your drink.
What gets me is those people at work that have to for some reason put papar all around the seat, I mean come on I didn't just go in there and poo on the rim.
thing is they do this then you walk in after to find all the paper around the seat wet :-S ? I do not understand.
thing is they do this then you walk in after to find all the paper around the seat wet :-S ? I do not understand.
Be glad you don't live in may hall, the guy how had taken to people dashing the wall behind the toilet, as recently laid a coil on the back of the seat/lid/ just under the cistern 
We've stuck up a pair of out of order signs on our bogs not so none but us 3 use them now though
We've stuck up a pair of out of order signs on our bogs not so none but us 3 use them now though
On high performance cars it can help performance (I think)
On my car...it's all for the noise!
/takes chav hat off.
Of course there is.
Perhaps, the person who created the floater had a look at it after its deposition, was extremely proud of his effort and simply could not bring himself to flush it away. He might also have thought that others should not be robbed of the chance to admire his creation.
Of course - there is always the possibility that the aforementioned "floater" hasn't flushed first time (for example, if it's a log of such biblical proportions that it is both poking out of the water and half way round the u-bend) and the person hasn't waited to check...
- you know, the type that you need the toilet brush for...
Be glad you don't live in may hall, the guy how had taken to people dashing the wall behind the toilet, as recently laid a coil on the back of the seat/lid/ just under the cistern
We've stuck up a pair of out of order signs on our bogs not so none but us 3 use them now though
In English...?
