This was an email I wrote to the facilities manager at my work place. Enjoy!
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Hi XXXXX,
Not sure if this is an area that you would deal with.
Over the last two months, going to the mens room on the 1st floor has been a most harrowing experience. There appears to be someone or some people in this building that feel that when they go to the toilet it is ok to do their business all over the toilet seat or worse do their "other" business and not flush, therefore leaving what can only be described as a monstrosity floating in the water.
On two occassions last week, during one of my routine visits to the toilet (because i drink a lot of water), I felt as though I had been punched right square in the face when I entered the toilet. The smell that assailed my delicate nasal passage could be classed as rancid enough to make an african boar perspiring in the summer jealous. Since I really needed to "Go" I gathered up all my courage and proceeded to the closest urinal and went about my business. Needless to say that during this time I was on the verge of collapse as the pungent aroma became more and more overpowering to the point where my knees almost gave way twice.
Upon completion of my business as I turned around, I noticed out of the corner of my eye something which can only be described akin to a large "stain" in the middle toilet. It was from this cubicle that the "smell" appeared to be originating. On a normal day I would have kicked the lid down and pushed the flush handle with my foot. However on this occasion the "smell" was simply too overpowering and so I washed my hands and hastily left the area which could at the time have been classed as a "nuclear hazard".
I am not sure if I have sent this to the correct person. If such is not the case, please forward to the appropriate person as I believe that in this instance a firmwide communication detailing toilet etiquette within a prestigious law firm is required.
Kind Regards
XXXX XXXXXX
______________________________________________________________
Hi XXXXX,
Not sure if this is an area that you would deal with.
Over the last two months, going to the mens room on the 1st floor has been a most harrowing experience. There appears to be someone or some people in this building that feel that when they go to the toilet it is ok to do their business all over the toilet seat or worse do their "other" business and not flush, therefore leaving what can only be described as a monstrosity floating in the water.
On two occassions last week, during one of my routine visits to the toilet (because i drink a lot of water), I felt as though I had been punched right square in the face when I entered the toilet. The smell that assailed my delicate nasal passage could be classed as rancid enough to make an african boar perspiring in the summer jealous. Since I really needed to "Go" I gathered up all my courage and proceeded to the closest urinal and went about my business. Needless to say that during this time I was on the verge of collapse as the pungent aroma became more and more overpowering to the point where my knees almost gave way twice.
Upon completion of my business as I turned around, I noticed out of the corner of my eye something which can only be described akin to a large "stain" in the middle toilet. It was from this cubicle that the "smell" appeared to be originating. On a normal day I would have kicked the lid down and pushed the flush handle with my foot. However on this occasion the "smell" was simply too overpowering and so I washed my hands and hastily left the area which could at the time have been classed as a "nuclear hazard".
I am not sure if I have sent this to the correct person. If such is not the case, please forward to the appropriate person as I believe that in this instance a firmwide communication detailing toilet etiquette within a prestigious law firm is required.
Kind Regards
XXXX XXXXXX
