The Mens Room @ work

Morba said:
in the gym i goto, someone has a habbit of #2'ing in the bog brush holder, its not a council gym either!
weirdos.
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HAHA Brightened up my afternoon. Couldnt possibly imagine myself actually doing a #2 outside or my home, haven't done so far can;t see it happening anytime in the future.

But people don't half have some discusting toilet habits,(walls are thin) so i can hear everything from my office
 
If the toilet seats in your company toilets are dirty, it'll be like your bare bum is kissing your co-wokers bare bums? That is when you sit down of course.
 
I work in an office where people are well-paid and seem perfectly respectable, but there's been any number of disgusting incidents over the years and I have lost a lot of faith in humanity because of it. :(

Unflushed...you can expect that to happen now and then - you get distracted by something shiney and wander off, but boogers on the walls/mirrors, urine in the sink, chewing gum on the walls/mirror, toilet full of toilet paper (and I mean like three rolls of it stuffed in there).......:eek:

Coincidentally (or not), the urine in the sink stopped when the Man U fan (a rarity up here!) moved off this floor :D
 
Skidmark said:
I work in an office where people are well-paid and seem perfectly respectable, but there's been any number of disgusting incidents over the years and I have lost a lot of faith in humanity because of it. :(

Unflushed...you can expect that to happen now and then - you get distracted by something shiney and wander off, but boogers on the walls/mirrors, urine in the sink, chewing gum on the walls/mirror, toilet full of toilet paper (and I mean like three rolls of it stuffed in there).......:eek:

Coincidentally (or not), the urine in the sink stopped when the Man U fan (a rarity up here!) moved off this floor :D
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well said, Skidmark.
 
platypus said:
It's amazing how people can't do something as simple as keeping a toilet clean.
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Or wash their hands!

Our work toilets are clean though sometimes in the men's ones you will find some sap who has been willy waving whilst peeing... *step clear of those puddles*

Anyway the main issue though is NOBODY washes their hands, I always do and when I'm in one of the cubicles (no urinals) you can hear if people turn the tap on and use the dryer...nothing someone goes in next door, do their business and walks out.

Disgusting tbh.

Sometimes I sneakily use the women's cubicle instead because they

a: smell better
b: don't have pee stains on the floor :O

gambitt said:
well said, Skidmark.
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platypus said:
It's amazing how people can't do something as simple as keeping a toilet clean.
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Or wash their hands!

Our work toilets are clean though sometimes in the men's ones you will find some sap who has been willy waving whilst peeing... *step clear of those puddles*

Anyway the main issue though is NOBODY washes their hands, I always do and when I'm in one of the cubicles (no urinals) you can hear if people turn the tap on and use the dryer...nothing someone goes in next door, do their business and walk out.

Disgusting tbh.

Sometimes I sneakily use the women's cubicle instead because they

a: smell better
b: don't have pee stains on the floor :O
 
UPDATE:

Posters are to be put up behind the doors of each cubicle advising on what to do after you finish your business ie. flush.... if still there.... flush again > Wash hands > Dry > Have a coke and smile :)
 
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