Suggestions Please - I need to destroy someone

Those combination locks are very easy to unlock, just pull and twist the barrel and when you hit the right number it will separate slightly then same with the next barrel, takes less than a minute to unlock.
 
[TW]Fox;10561857 said:
Over a pusbike in your garden?

You are funny. You can have some stars.
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Read post #17,18,23 its more of 'iv had enough of you hurting good and decent people' just what im like, ill take anything anyone throws at me, cross my friends though, end of
 
You're going way over the top for a bike that no-one wants anyway.

So, she's taken advantage of you. Big wow. It sounds like you need the "some lifes lessons" (sic) you refer to.

this is the 1st time she's decided to cross me, people know not to,
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[sarcasm]Maybe you should pop a cap in her ass, gangsta man.[/sarcasm]
 
Be careful when you touch the bike, don't get caught in a compromising position when you try to remove it. There's lists for people like that...

EDIT: 3000 posts, woop.
 
Surprised the bike lasted in your backyard for 1.5 years if you don't like her so much. I would've tossed the thing as soon as she'd tell me that she didn't want it.
 
Chain it to her car and let the tyres down. So when she gets it free she is going to have to cart it off somwhere to inflate the tyres
 
neoboy said:
Surprised the bike lasted in your backyard for 1.5 years if you don't like her so much. I would've tossed the thing as soon as she'd tell me that she didn't want it.
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Combat squirrel said:
Reading the OP I guess so :D:D, comedy value thread though ! , one of those 'if you new the entire situation you would not be this reasonable' situations,lol, cannot be bothered to outline the entire things but yeah, anyways post 1 sounds perfect, chain it to the car
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Yeah im not an evil guy iv given her what I think is PLENTY of time (1.5years !) anyways, ill do the deed and post some pics back, its the OCUK way :p
 
gumbald said:
Unless she keeps a footpump in the car like any motorist should? ;)
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She sounds a bit dizzy. So if the OP is right and she is a daddys girl then she might not even have a spare wheel for her car let alon a foot pump :p
 
Put it on ebay with no reserve. Explain its locked, but buyer collects and removes lock.

Place a full history of the problems you have been experiencing in the description. paint a good picture! Link ebay url to several forums to which she frequents (eg uni forums if poss).

Send link to friends, If she has a myspace/facebook account then post a link to the auction for all her friends to see.

Maximum exposure! Minimum effort

Agree with Lopez, You come across as a complete mentalist in your first post!
 
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get 2 bolts/chains of decent quality and a5tach different parts of the bike to each side of one wheel off her car wheel, like a clamp. Then cover in anti vandal pain/glue the locks (of bike) and make sure you don't leave prints ;)
 
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