Suggestions Please - I need to destroy someone

[TW]Fox;10561914 said:
Life is not an action movie. Get a grip.
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God you must be the worst person ever to have around, during pranking times.

You could do what happened to a guy in our halls, and nail a couple of loafs of bread to her door like tiles?

Then smear in mayonnaise and ketchup :D
 
if its a push bike which i think it is, instead of removing the lock from the bike, remove the bike from the lock and leave it were ever she lives in how ever many pieces with a note telling her to collect her lock. she has said she dont want it so she cant complain the way you remove it
 
[TW]Fox;10562100 said:
Nah you totally miss my point, read the sort of stuff he's typing, it's hilarious and full of what could easily pass for one-liners in action films :p
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that's what makes it so brilliant, much better if it's taken to comical levels of seriousness for all involved.
 
utajoker said:
if its a push bike which i think it is, instead of removing the lock from the bike, remove the bike from the lock and leave it were ever she lives in how ever many pieces with a note telling her to collect her lock. she has said she dont want it so she cant complain the way you remove it
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Very good idea.
If you cant break the code on the lock, then it might actually be easier to use a cheap hacksaw from a poundshop and cut the frame open.
 
I love the idea of taking her bike and locking it to her car wheel, I hope it has alloys so you can do this easily. Fair shout OP, sounds like the girl has had it coming for awhile now.
 
Can't you just accept she Doesn't want to ride You or her bike & move on.
Those locks take seconds to crack. See it as a challenge & time yourself.
 
Get it unlocked, by cracking it or cutting it and then chain it somewhere inconvenient and claim to the police that you know the owner of said bike and that it's blocking x road somehow...
 
the thing is, this is all fairly pointless. oh noes you locked it to her car, at worst she'll go find the janitor/security who will cut the chain for her, 5 mins effort and if she doesn't want the bike why would she care.

you think that, or anything you can do will change her? the best thing you can do is totally ignore her. people that are completely moron's who you hate only revel in all the time you put into hating them. she can be a complete tit if she wants, its her life. she's winding you up because you're letting her wind you up. first day she said she wouldn't get it, 5 mins effort, bike outside, some chav nicks it probably within about 30 seconds and its sorted.

why do people think these grand gestures will change people, or care in the slightest. if she's a nasty person she will only laugh at how much she got to you, and laugh as she has someone else cut it off for her.

get over it.
 
I would do what #2 post said..

Chain it up right outside the Uni halls doors so she HAS to see it, would be hilarious, get a camera and record her actions and then post it on here.

Would be funny to see.
 
Bike locks can be very easy to code break depending on the type of lock used. Have a search on the internet, im sure i remember a tutorial vid that did the rounds a while back.

My bike lock can be cracked by rotating the digits, starting from the one closest to the bolt and pressing the release on each one. When you have the right digit, the wheel locks. Move on to the second digit, third, fourth, easy lock braking :)

But to the OP, you sound very stressed and angry. Take a chill pill, the world is not all that bad :) Dont get wound up on something so trivial
 
Send her a letter by recorded delivery saying you will dispose of the bike on 10th December if she doesn't come and get rid of it.
 
Well Splattered said:
Put it on ebay with no reserve. Explain its locked, but buyer collects and removes lock.

Place a full history of the problems you have been experiencing in the description. paint a good picture! Link ebay url to several forums to which she frequents (eg uni forums if poss).

Send link to friends, If she has a myspace/facebook account then post a link to the auction for all her friends to see.

Maximum exposure! Minimum effort

Agree with Lopez, You come across as a complete mentalist in your first post!
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Just do this.. whats the point about getting revenge... Karma will come round and get her eventually - its not worth wasting your time with.

BB x
 
as people have said, it takes minutes to break a cycle chain lock and probably less than five minutes to lob it in the metal recycling box at your local tip so here's a radical thought..

break the lock, dispose of it properly (rather than dumping it near her place / flytipping), delete her contact details and don't talk to her or acknowledge her again?

from your probably biased description alone she sounds like deadspace, why would you invest time and energy into screwing with her?

and Lopez is right, you sound like a mentalist in your first post, are you one of Dog the BountyHunter's "cousins"? :D
 
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