Mondays Joke

[G-MAN2004]

 

[The Badger]

huahuah very nice made me chuckle

 

[Gaverick]

+1

 

[R B Customs]

 

[jakeke]

Why not

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Just for good measure!

 

[martinturner]

God appears to a man and tells him he'll have to quit fags, drink and sex if he wants to go to heaven.

A week later God reappears and asks how its going. He says the fags and drink we easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take meat out of the freezer I couldn't resist. I had to give her one there and then.

God says, they don't like that in heaven. Man replies they don't like that in Morrisons either.

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

at last a joke that isnt rubbish

 

[randal]

God appears to a man and tells him he'll have to quit fags, drink and sex if he wants to go to heaven.

A week later God reappears and asks how its going. He says the fags and drink we easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take meat out of the freezer I couldn't resist. I had to give her one there and then.

God says, they don't like that in heaven. Man replies they don't like that in Morrisons either.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

 

[_PD_]

 

[ChoÞÞer]

might wana blank swearies but

 

[Squark]

 

[Trifid]

I want a +1 too.




Surprised this thread has had 53 replies and not a single joke but the OP.

 

[Timdog]

thats the best joke i've heard in a while

Surprised this thread has had 53 replies and not a single joke but the OP.

no1 can ruin this thread is why

 

[.Kencs]

 

[Majago]

Surprised this thread has had 53 replies and not a single joke but the OP.

Poor old martinturner (see post #47)

 

[Gaz1988]

+1

 

[Shikkaka]

lol I thought it was crap.

 

[Cr0fty]