Tuesdays Joke

Soldato
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Gorgeous young women is in a posh jewelery shop looking for an engagement ring she can say she likes to her boyfriend. She leans over for a closer look and accidently farts.

She's so embarrassed looking around the shop, thankfully no one seems to have noticed.

She approaches the salesman and asks "How much is that ring there please?"

The salesman replies "Madam if you farted just looking at it you'll **** yourself when you hear the price!" :D
 
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