One to make all of you blokes wince........

Scania · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:31

I had an operation back on the 20th, a small procedure on my right Testicle, involving a general anesthetic & plenty of stitches.

Alas, I had to return to first, my Hospital only to be sent to see my GP and be told that I've gained an infection and, my stitches have burst (which they won't re-stitch due to the infection)

Not a medical thread in any sense, I'm not asking for any kind of advice, mods.

Just.....

IMAGINE THE PAIN!!!!!

I Don't suppose I'd be allowed to post,nor, would you want to see a photograph! :eek:

Spunj99 · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:36

****!

Squark · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:36

ewww/owww

What was the initial procedure for? (If Im allowed to ask)

badbob · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:37

JodieG said:
Post pictures please!

Participant · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:39

An infected testicle with burst stiches...NICE.

Does it look anything like Gordon Brown?

Scania · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:41

Squark said:
ewww/owww

What was the initial procedure for? (If Im allowed to ask)

If I'm allowed to reply.....

It was a suspected "Hydrocele" - Google it.

I'm currently awaiting the results of tests to see if I do have "an underlying problem" -

- Just what I need at the end of a year thats basically seen me guiding my Girlfriend through Breast cancer, Chemotherapy & Radiotherapy!

Seems its now my turn!

Right! now that I've depressed everybody...........

(Sorry!)

Scania · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:41

Robbie G said:
An infected No Swearing! with burst stiches...NICE.

Does it look anything like Gordon Brown?

It looks Better.

Zip · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:41

R124/LA420 said:
my stitches have burst

Does that mean one of your balls drop out of your sack every now and then while walking around?

I'm joking, I doubt it could happen due to being half healed over

PureAppleJuice · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:42

Eurghhhhhhhh

Moredhel · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:45

Robbie G said:
Does it look anything like Gordon Brown?

ROFL

PurpleDinosaur · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:46

TTIUWP

~J~ · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:48

PurpleDinosaur said:
TTIUWP

God No!!!

Scania · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:48

I'm Glad that my different take on the Friday joke thread type of post has worked, its just a pity that I'm not joking and is its'nt sodding funny at all from this corner!

PurpleDinosaur said:
TTIUWP

Mad old tory · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:49

Lovely. I'm in a bit of discomfort down there at the mo, really need to ring the doctors

Blue Cypher · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:50

~J~ said:
God No!!!

Second vote on the GOD NO action!

Zip · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:51

Mad old tory said:
Lovely. I'm in a bit of discomfort down there at the mo, really need to ring the doctors

Its always so hard to do that when its something ot do with the lads

Scania · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:54

Zip said:
Its always so hard to do that when its something ot do with the lads

Seconded, I ummed & arred for ages before i finally decided to go & visit the Quack I kind of knew it would lead to an uncomfortable op or something & wanted to avoid it if I'm honest.

As uncomfortable as it was prior to the procedure, by God! it was nothing to this!!! :eek:

Thebug · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:54

R124/LA420 said:
If I'm allowed to reply.....

It was a suspected "Hydrocele" - Google it.

I'm currently awaiting the results of tests to see if I do have "an underlying problem" - - Just what I need at the end of a year thats basically seen me guiding my Girlfriend through Breast cancer, Chemotherapy & Radiotherapy!

Seems its now my turn!

Right! now that I've depressed everybody........... (Sorry!)

LOL - i just clicked google image search, and it dont look good, the first pic is of a man who has had one for 40 years.

penski · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:54

Be VERY careful. An infected nadbag can literally kill within hours. It's a hot, wet environment and bacteria love it.

That's why I don't have a transcrotal.

*n

Mad old tory · 30 Nov 2007 at 15:56

Zip said:
Its always so hard to do that when its something ot do with the lads

I know and I had similar in the summer a couple of times, got bumped on antibiotics and it cleared it but came back again. Still booked in now but not until tuesday good old NHS.