One to make all of you blokes wince........
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BAN HIM!!! How could you start a topic like this! It just isn't right.
To the op, I kind of know how your feeling, I was in hospital for a little procedure yesterday to remove my little chaps hat 
I've got stitches all round the end and it hurts like hell right now. I thought I was going to get off easy because I was in no pain at first, but I think they drugged me up to the eyeballs yesterday so it didn't start hurting till today. I tell you, nothing brings a tear to the eye like getting aroused in your sleep at 6 in the morning and to wake up wondering why it feels like someone is garroting your intimate bits
I've got stitches all round the end and it hurts like hell right now. I thought I was going to get off easy because I was in no pain at first, but I think they drugged me up to the eyeballs yesterday so it didn't start hurting till today. I tell you, nothing brings a tear to the eye like getting aroused in your sleep at 6 in the morning and to wake up wondering why it feels like someone is garroting your intimate bits
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Was it a man?
No, uber butch Nurse with lesbian tenancies I think!
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**** **** ARGH!! **** ****!!! TBH
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Update.
Went back to the quack today, no improvement , if anything its considerably worse!
Signed off work for 4 weeks now!
Great! Just what I don't need in the run up to Christmas, SSP!
Isn't the quack a psychologist?
You sir need a nice bit of air to stop the poor little chaps festering away.
I prescribe balls out jeans!
I prescribe balls out jeans!
Oh dude....
Deepest sympathiesOperating on your balls with general anaesthetic?!?! Did you have the option of being knocked out? I would seriously find that difficult.
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Oh dude....
Operating on your balls with general anaesthetic??!?! Did you have the option of being knocked out? I would seriously find that difficult.
No anesthetic , no operation! - I didn't even ask if there was another option!!!
Thanks for the sentiment's guys.
I think I'll give the "Balls out Jeans" a miss.
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Isn't the quack a psychologist?
A quack's a doctor.
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Hehe, accept my sincerest sympathies. A mate of mine experienced a nasty infection after his vasectomy, although the stitches didnt fail his two veg genuinely resembled aubergines
I had quite the opposite, my stitches didnt dissolve because the wound was so dry. After about two weeks I was getting that sort of dodgy thing you get when a splinter has been in your hand too long, so I clipped them and pulled them through myself, which hurt a bit.
I had quite the opposite, my stitches didnt dissolve because the wound was so dry. After about two weeks I was getting that sort of dodgy thing you get when a splinter has been in your hand too long, so I clipped them and pulled them through myself, which hurt a bit.
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They weren't your balls
Micro surgery?
Many years ago, a friend of mine jumped over an upside down wind break
(placed upside down on new years eve to stop the dogs going upstairs). He landed straight on a sharp pole.