My bike is jinxed - it's trying to kill me!

For crying out loud just do what the rest of us did when aged in single figures: Go take a National Cycle Proficiency Test, sounds like you need one.............................................................................................
and then stop whining

Did one, thanks.
Don't need one as I have said numerous times I am a good cyclist.
I am not whining.

:)

invest in a bell =D

Wouldn't have made much difference in the above cases. However, when I upgrade to a road bike and some serious speed I think a bell would be essential.
 
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Wouldn't have made much difference in the above cases. However, when I upgrade to a road bike and some serious speed I think a bell would be essential.


I'm pretty sure that I'm right in thinking that you cannot buy a bike without a bell already equipped in this country anymore =0
 
Really? Did you manage to pass?

How have you been able to justify being a good cyclist - do you manage to do that by being drunk and riding on pavements?

I have explained in a previous post. I only ever cycle on the pavement when it it cannot be avoided or it is a designated cycle path. Secondly I don't ride drunk. Sure I ride my bike with more alcohol in my system than I would if I was driving, but I make sure the route home avoids roads and pedestrians as much as possible. I also make sure I ride a lot slower.

I don't jump read lights or cut up cars or take short cuts or go out at night without lights. I signal when i am turning. I ride in the correct position on the road. Does this not make me a considerate and good cyclist?

Oh and I passed but it was 20 years ago :p

Ben M said:
I'm pretty sure that I'm right in thinking that you cannot buy a bike without a bell already equipped in this country anymore

You can't. I took mine off to make room for lights and my cycle computer plus I rang it a lot and the wife threatened to stick it up my bum.

You even get a bell on a £3000 down hill monster that will never see a road in its life.


OK, seems that some people think I am a bad cyclist and it was all my fault. Well they can think that, I like to think that aside from the odd wobbly ride home from the pub I am a safe cyclist.

If you don't think that well that;s up to you. Maybe some of you should try being a cyclist on todays roads. Car drivers hate us, pedestrians hate us! :(
 
You can't. I took mine off to make room for lights and my cycle computer plus I rang it a lot and the wife threatened to stick it up my bum.

You even get a bell on a £3000 down hill monster that will never see a road in its life.

I thought as much.

I don't hate cyclists when i drive, but they do cause difficulties.

For example:

I approach a cyclist on my way to school, country lane, not great visibility, as there is a bend ahead, which is obscured by a tree, but if i remain behind the cyclist for maybe 20 yards longer, I can see. So i wait behind him, as soon as I can see, i drop a gear (3-2), ready to pull out and overtake, and what do i see? i see this complete retard in a RAV4 which had been behind me pulling out to overtake both me and the cyclist.

Now if my driving instructor hadn't drilled into me to check mirrors in pairs, before i did anything, then i would have more than likely been rear ended by this fool after I pulled out.

Not to turn this into a rant about ***** motorists, but having L plates on does make you a target, I'd bet my entire bank account on the fact that, if i didn't have L plates on my car, that berk would not have overtaken me.

But yeah, cyclists cause problems by doing nothing wrong at all!
 
I thought as much.

I don't hate cyclists when i drive, but they do cause difficulties.


But yeah, cyclists cause problems by doing nothing wrong at all!

The problem is that cyclists have the right to use the road and I don't mean cycle in the gutter. This causes trouble because quite a few drivers don't know how to deal with a cyclist. They expect us to either be in the gutter or act like a complete nutter.

I still prefer cycling over driving.
 
[FnG]magnolia;10593256 said:
If you cannot stop your cycle safely at 22mph without having to make a decision between hitting pedestrains or hitting a truck then you are going too fast.

Wrong. What a ridiculous notion. Its no different if you are following the legal limit in a car. If some one steps out, its their fault, but the problem of both of you.

However granted, in certain conditions it is wise to slow down. Packed city centres included. Pedestrians do have a habit of stepping out without thinking to look. Where there are lots of pedestrians the odds of an impact increase significantly. Adapting your driving to the conditions applies and so in your own interests, you should exercise some common sense and follow an appropriate speed. If that means 5 mph, so be it.

[FnG]magnolia;10593256 said:
Anyway, it was more of a general comment about your typical cyclist rather than the OP, who I'm sure is atypical. :)

Thats a generalisation that cyclists, motorists and white van men ect can all do with out.

I can cycle safely at 22 MPH. Hell I could cycle safely at 40 MPH. I cannot predict that an idiot will just walk out without looking.

I drive a lot faster in car. Is that unsafe?

Correct. The law applies just the same to cars. We wouldn't even be having this debate if the OP were in a car.

I only ever cycle on the pavement when it it cannot be avoided or it is a designated cycle path.

Fair play, as long as your going very very slowly just in order to reach your house I cant see how anyone would consider this dangerous driving. I assume if there is a lot of pedestrians about though, you dismount and push the bike to your house?

Secondly I don't ride drunk.

Define drunk? The most horrific of drink driving accidents can occur when the drivers judgement and reactions are only slightly compromised by being "tipsy".

Sure I ride my bike with more alcohol in my system than I would if I was driving, but I make sure the route home avoids roads and pedestrians as much as possible. I also make sure I ride a lot slower.

You appear to be able to rationalise to yourself that because you are making some compromises, you are doing the right thing. There cant be one attitude to cars and one differing one to bikes. The law doesn't support that and neither should you!

I don't jump read lights or cut up cars or take short cuts or go out at night without lights. I signal when i am turning. I ride in the correct position on the road. Does this not make me a considerate and good cyclist?

Again, you think your compromises justify the fact that you are still taking risks, albeit reduced ones with other peoples (and of course your own) safety.

OK, seems that some people think I am a bad cyclist and it was all my fault. Well they can think that, I like to think that aside from the odd wobbly ride home from the pub I am a safe cyclist.

Your probably a top guy all round and we all have our faults and make mistakes. But despite your reasoning with yourself to justify it, you are conciously compromising your own and others safety with your actions. The law shouldn't even come into a lot of this. a lot is purely morality and common sense.

Maybe some of you should try being a cyclist on todays roads. Car drivers hate us, pedestrians hate us! :(

They do. No one deserves to be hurt though, even the fool who steps into a road without looking.

If a pedestrian crosses over a cycle line without looking - and the cyclist hits the pedestrian, who is at fault? I only ask because I did this the other day (95% of the time I look) but luckily the cyclist was going slowly and saw me.

Would you be asking this question if the pedestrian was hit by a car?
I am astounded at this.

The attitude some cyclists and non-cyclists have is unsurprising but disapointing. As a cyclist myself, I obey the rules entirely. The only compromise I make to cars is to keep to the left where it is safe to do so. If this minority of road users stopped acting so selfishly and recklessly, and properly considered what others around them are doing and why, there might be less danger and unpleasentness among road users.

The stories I could tell about other road users with any number of wheels or just two legs acting in defiance of the law, through lack of thought or deliberate selfishness!

I can name 4 such incidents that occured in the last year that could have had fatal consequences for me. 3 resulted in no harm done, but in the last one; I have had to suffer an injured knee for 10 weeks and a written off £1200 bike!
 
If only bikes had airbags. Then darwinism could be free to do its thing (in terms of malcoordinated pedestrians) :)

Let's face it: as a pedestrian, if you are unable to judge speeds & distances well enough to safely jaywalk across a road, and you try to do so anyway, sooner or later you're gonna get smacked by a vehicle of some sort.

Survival of the fittest, let all the idiots die. The smart ones will live on! :p
 
nearly ran some guy over tonight on way home from work he just walked out in my way while i was on road :s dont people get that i aint goona slow down just because he walks out
 
The subway by me has a cycle lane in the middle of it. Many times people have shouted at me for riding "on the pavement". Once I've explained what the painted picture of a likkle bikey wikey is on the floor, that usually placates them.

I've also found that people react slightly quicker to you if you shave your hair off. No joke. They just seem to move quicker when you shout at them when they nonchalantly stroll into the road - remember the green cross code people. I'd rather not be parking my rockshox up ya jaxxy.
 
The subway by me has a cycle lane in the middle of it. Many times people have shouted at me for riding "on the pavement". Once I've explained what the painted picture of a likkle bikey wikey is on the floor, that usually placates them.

I've also found that people react slightly quicker to you if you shave your hair off. No joke. They just seem to move quicker when you shout at them when they nonchalantly stroll into the road - remember the green cross code people. I'd rather not be parking my rockshox up ya jaxxy.

Ive never quite understood why theyve stuck the cycle lanes smack bang in the middle of the paths round here everywhere else ive seen them they are always to one side
 
[FnG]magnolia;10593196 said:
Be the first cyclist in Britain to realise that the laws of the road apply equally to bicyles and that no, you do NOT have a God given right to do whatever the hell you want regardless of other motorists, pedestrians and road-users.

Cyclists :mad:

You're a tool.
 
Fair play, as long as your going very very slowly just in order to reach your house I cant see how anyone would consider this dangerous driving. I assume if there is a lot of pedestrians about though, you dismount and push the bike to your house?

Yes I'd dismount. I'd never think of riding through an area where there is a lot of pedestrians and I am not allowed. If I am allowed I will go slow, sometimes very slow.

I understand your concerns about cycling whilst having had a drink and I will endeavor to correct my ways. Mostly it is only two pints of bitter anyway.
 
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