If real life had achievements

Jotun · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:15

As title really, if real life had points you could achieve for certain things, like in games,

ie

Finish your life: 100pts
Sky dive from over 10,000 ft: 50 pts
Get in to the guiness book or records: 50 pts
Drive a car at over 100mph : 10 pts
Own at least 3 consoles over different generations: 25 points
Get married: 10 pts
Own a house 10 pts
etc

Just wondering what everyone else's goals would be?

Buzza · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:16

if life had acheivements i would play through it as many times as i could, to get every one

Metalface Mark · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:18

Purge a forum of fanboys 50 points.

Fubsy · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:18

Declare Jihad - 150pts
Run over a cat - 15pts
Win pub quiz - 500pts.

RoachycaL · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:19

Complete GCSE's with 5 or more grade C's : 10 point.

Attain 3 A Levels: 100 points

RoachycaL · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:20

1000/1000 on the Orange Box - 1 BILLION POINTS!

Marky · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:20

Earn a million - 50 PTS

stude1983 · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:23

for every time i get drunk - 50 points
if i remembered how i got home - 10 points

hashcake · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:33

Run over a cyclist who thinks a red light doesn't apply to them - 25000 points

Mr Jones · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:48

Searched forum for similar thread - 100pt

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17781260&highlight=life+achievement

~J~ · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:49

Split screen mouthful of fluids - 69 points

Jotun · 2 Dec 2007 at 23:53

Dr Jones said:
Searched forum for similar thread - 100pt

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17781260&highlight=life+achievement

Get pwned by someone who can use the ocuk search better than you, -50 pts

PardonTheWait · 3 Dec 2007 at 00:02

Twins - 100pts

50pts if on separate occasions.

wannabedamned · 3 Dec 2007 at 00:05

Get all mass effect achievements - 10pts
Get all Blue Dragon Achievements - 10pts
Get all crackdown achievements - 10pts
Get all Oblivion GOTY achievements - 10pts
Get all Rainbow 6 Vegas Achievements - 10pts

wut

did I miss the point of the thread ?

ste_bla · 3 Dec 2007 at 00:20

Mohinder said:
Twins - 100pts

Break a bone - 10pt
Crash you car - 20pt
Get a SP30 - 20pt

Just from them 4 i would have 250pts

rp2000 · 3 Dec 2007 at 00:20

Be a student -50 points
Be an ex student who is unemployed -100 points
Be a dole scrounger -200 points
Have a job and contribute to society +300 points
Say "That's what she said" repeatedly +500 points

rp2000

player · 3 Dec 2007 at 00:36

Get laid 1,000,000 points

Doug · 3 Dec 2007 at 01:17

rp2000 said:
Be a student -50 points
Be an ex student who is unemployed -100 points
Be a dole scrounger -200 points
Have a job and contribute to society +150 points
Say "That's what she said" repeatedly +500 points

rp2000

I'm on -300 then

On saturday I'll only have -150

rp2000 · 3 Dec 2007 at 01:20

Doug said:
I'm on -300 then On saturday I'll only have -150

I have editted the marks now so you getting a job now redeems you and you can start the real world on a clean slate of 0 points, as everyone deserves a 2nd chance.

rp2000

Doug · 3 Dec 2007 at 01:21

Why thankee sir