School - Naughty moments you miss...

Booner! · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:39

Seeing as the other thread was closed, I was about to take it in the direction of naughty moments you got up to as a kid at school.

So what DID you do that you miss?

Examples of my school:

We tore up a concrete bollard over the space of 3 years, all gathered round a cheered like a mob and got it up through the window and left on our teachers desk ready for registration!

Or the time we had a big chair fight and put a gaping hole in the wall. we then used this as a bin for a few years and managed to get rat, mouse, ant, bird and cockroach infestation. The room was completely stripped and people in white suits had to cleanse it!! Awesome, we got a brand new form room

We also had a form room which doubled up as an R:E (religious education) room. We managed to pick lock the cupboard and had a massive lunch party with all the candles from the jewish stuff and all took our shoes off and danced around.

We were then banned from our beloved form room

Column Matrix · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:39

Throwing chairs at eachother instead of putting them away after assembly LOL
LANing it up every IT lesson on quake or mario kart LOL
Having 4 way mario kart races on one keyboard LOL
Deliberately getting questions wrong or asking stupid questions to get the german teacher angry LOL
The organised poker at lunch time where people ended up owing £100s to eachother LOL
Playing teacher bingo: Pick your 5 favourite phrases and once the teacher has said them all stand up and shout bingo LOL
The kid that drank all the ink from another kids pen cos he stole his rubber LOL

DRZ · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:40

Vandalism is such a great passtime.

You probably cost your school a few books/computers - go you!

Sp00n · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:41

I took a couple pens home from school once, getme.

Column Matrix · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:41

We had a foam party once in our common room LOL

Zip · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:42

Getting/giving hand nookie from the girl next to me under the table

tom_e · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:42

Mexican waves in our history lesson because we wernt huge fans of our teacher, all good fun till the head of yr walks in mid wave

Visage · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:42

There was that time we accused the teacher of molesting us - his face was a picture when the police arrived.

Killed himself eventually.

Booner! · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:42

DRZ said:
Vandalism is such a great passtime.

You probably cost your school a few books/computers - go you!

It was a collaborate effort many years back, I was involved - but only to the extent of filming it or pointing and laughing. Not trying to take credit for the petty vandalism to look big or anything... innit

Booner! · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:43

blitz2163 said:
Mexican waves in our history lesson because we wernt huge fans of our teacher, all good fun till the head of yr walks in mid wave

Did he shout "Oollaay!"

[TW]Fox · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:44

Zip said:
Getting/giving hand nookie from the girl next to me under the table

I'm calling BS on that. No way did you do that in class.

PsiFox · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:45

Does sleeping with the rather attractive blond teacher at my college, not school count as naughty?

It was perfectly legal and jolly good fun

Zefan · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:45

[TW]Fox;10658894 said:
I'm calling BS on that. No way did you do that in class.

People did in my class

Not to completion mind... that would be wrong.

DRZ · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:45

[TW]Fox;10658894 said:
I'm calling BS on that. No way did you do that in class.

Did you walk around at school with your eyes closed?

Sp00n · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:45

PsiFox said:
It was perfectly legal

really?

mks2005 · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:45

I once arrived 2 minutes late to a lesson. :cool:

tom_e · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:46

Booner! said:
Did he shout "Oollaay!"

She shouted something unfortunately it was not that

Gaygle · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:46

PsiFox said:
Does sleeping with the rather attractive blond teacher at my college, not school count as naughty?

It was perfectly legal and jolly good fun

Sorry, my BSometer just exploded.

Snakedoctor · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:46

I really cant remember much about school, apart from teacher strikes, I hated it and wanted to leave as soon as possible. I think the most fun was had when I accidentally set fire to some bushes around the back of "a" block and the fire brigade were called.

[DOD]Asprilla · 10 Dec 2007 at 14:47

Waited until a mate left the lab to go to the loo and then heated up his metal pencil case with a bunson burner. We put it down at the end of the desk so he'd be suspicious and grab it as soon as he came back.

Worked a treat.

In sixth form the rugby team picked up someone's car (a tiny little dihatsu or iszuz, I forget which but her dad owned a dealship) and put it between two concrete bollards (front and back) so that she couldn't get out.