School - Naughty moments you miss...

When you spend 5 or more years calling them Mr/Mrs/Sir/Miss etc, it tends to stick.

Some of our teachers were really cool and, when no other teachers were around, let a privileged few call them by their first names.

@MarcLister:

It was Po, in both cases :p

Don't think we would have gotten away with that with any other lecturer.
 
My school seemed to be very boring when it came to "dares".

We did the Bunsen burner thing with the plastic rulers, someone stealing the Chemistry teachers notebook (i.e. that Simpsons episode where Lisa stole all the teachers' books and chaos ensued) and plenty of fighting in the playground. Other than that we had the usual mix of junkies/goths and other cliques.
 
sent an email to every teachers, pupil and governers school email saying 'I want to suck your ****', well i didnt write it, someone told me to click send and i did :p

I am in year 11 atm, and by the end of the year im going to crap either on the floor or in the urinal (like in that south park episode).
 
I used to love stamping on spoons that were on the floor at dinner time and trying to make them flip really fast into the dinner ladies faces. (They were really mean and deserved it!)

Used to have competitions where we lined 4 or 5 up and aimed them towards where they were located then quickly try and stamp all 5 before they saw them coming

:) fun times
 
My friend spat in a teachers flask, shook it then we all watched him drink it with a confused look on his face as to why the girls were borking and the lads were laughing :p
 
put cling film over the loo seat, threw random objects at pupils and teachers while they wernt looking stuff like that and got away with it all, dont know how. :D
 
Pins on the seat....
Jammed a few doors
Hacked the school network a fair bit, the best one was getting into the entire CCTV network. Sat in the IT Room on lunch and watched it. Just like a 4OD of Big Brother :D
 
tomanders91 said:
sent an email to every teachers, pupil and governers school email saying 'I want to suck your ****', well i didnt write it, someone told me to click send and i did :p

I am in year 11 atm, and by the end of the year im going to crap either on the floor or in the urinal (like in that south park episode).
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That is so minky and not even funny. The fact you have planned it makes it absolutely pathetic. Infact, the way you make it up to post about it on the internet makes you absolutely pathetic.
 
B@Th*nG said:
constantly, i mean CONSTANTLY, sang songs about shagging this kids mum. mostly to the tune of "sex on the beach.. come on everybody..." - "i wanna have sex with marshalls mum..." etc..

and perhaps my favourite:
stealing the flag from flag pole of the catholic school over the road and replacing it with a swastika and hanging their flag from the walls of the main school building. My my... there was quite a fuss about that one!
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Immense :D
 
Going up to some older students and saying a few expletives then spending my lunch hour being hunted down by them. Oh, the adrenalin rush. :cool:


This was Year 7 days only. :D
 
Hmmm mine were fairly quiet tbh (and a rather long time ago)

I hacked the computer studies network (BBC Masters) the day after it was installed and had full access to everyones account including the teachers. Unfortunately there wass naff all you could really do with it :D

A mate used to have a crafty smoke in the Chemistry lessons by climbing into an under desk cupboard to spark up, he got the right hump when we tried to liven up his experience with the gas taps and some rubber tubing.

Pretty quiet time of it really :/
 
We used to have this midget RE teacher, about 4Ft tall, people used to put chairs behind the classroom door so she couldn't get in, cos she was short she couldn't see who was doing it :D

Some guy in my year wee'd in a common room bin, got everone ******** for that.

there was an empty bottle in our common room which a load of people had wee'd in, it had been stagnating for a couple of months when one of my mates was dared to drink a shot of it for £5 which he duly did, funny thing was he owed all the people doing it money so didn't make anything out of it!

Chucking bits of butter/wet toilet roll to the roof of the common room

seeing how many times you could get sent out of the chemistry lesson.

Doing cross country for PE, running round the corner then straight in the back entrance for school, grabbing your bag (which was packed ready!) then going home.
 
The only thing that springs to mind for me, is getting into the Year Book user account on the network, and sharing it for people to abuse.

Had to be restored from a back up...

What a dull life I led :(.
 
During archery lessons that were indoors in the sports hall, we used to bend the arrows and shoot them as fast as we could. They would end up in the walls and ceilings, you couldn't predict where they would end up.

Thinking back it was pretty stupid!
 
i had great days at school, like when we all broke in 2 the drama room, and had a massive game of football, smashing all the walls in and the roof in. they was about 15 on each team was funny when you kicked the ball in the roof, to find it stuck then 2 smash the other roof slates to get the ball out. - didnt have 2 pay anythink for that just got kicked out for 2 weeks and then got really ill from stress and went to school when i was ment to just for the head teacher told me 2 have a few months off :D

and when we was in year 11, the year 7's us to get all cocky 2 us, and we use 2 beat *fully star out swearies please* out of them, and our new head of year hated them and use 2 watch us do it, and she always use 2 tell us who to get, as they been bad in her lesson before lunch... ahhh old times :D
 
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