Blokes buying womens cheekies

Not at all. I purchased some underwear from Ann Summers for the girlfriend last year, the staff were more than helpful. :)

Was a bit pricey, but worth every penny. Muahahaha. :cool:
 
DO NOT GET THE SIZE WRONG!!!

Too big, and she'll believe you think she's fat.

Too small, and she'll reckon your trying to push her into losing some weight.

DO NOT MESS THAT UP or you'll be getting coal in your stocking this Christmas! :D
 
dmpoole said:
There was the biggest collection of every type of sex toy I'd ever seen but the thing that made me laugh out loud was a GILF blow up doll (yes GILF).

Just found the exact picture on the box (heavily censored) - GILF
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AW GOD NO I THOUGHT G=girl (16-18 thank you), NOT G=granny.

*bursts into tears* That's a horrible thing to have in my head while trying to do coursework.
 
dmpoole said:
They asked if I wanted to go upstairs where they had a lot more merchandise so I indulged them.
There was a massive collection of hardcore DVD's while one of them was showing on a TV (thought this was against the law).
There was the biggest collection of every type of sex toy I'd ever seen but the thing that made me laugh out loud was a GILF blow up doll (yes GILF).

Just found the exact picture on the box (heavily censored) - GILF
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Damn you. I'm never going to be able to get to sleep now.
 
PlatinumFX said:
DO NOT GET THE SIZE WRONG!!!

Too big, and she'll believe you think she's fat.

Too small, and she'll reckon your trying to push her into losing some weight.

DO NOT MESS THAT UP or you'll be getting coal in your stocking this Christmas! :D
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Lol ye, my gf said about maybe getting her something, so we can both enjoy lol, but i thought id pass cos if i bought something id feel a tit with the sizes and stuff.

Gone for the simple jewelerey appraoch now lol
 
dmpoole said:
I went in our local pervy shop called Sexy Superstore in Longton on monday.
There were 3 rather attractive young lady assistants in there and everything I looked at one of them would say "I've got one of those and it looks really good on".
I was lucky to be able to walk out of the shop straight.
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I think i'd find it hard not to!
 
Ive seen that 'Sexy Superstore' advertised.
Its on Uttoxetor road the advertisement iirc. As you go under the bridge towards OCUK.
I remember laughing to myself at the name. :p.
 
dmpoole said:
They asked if I wanted to go upstairs where they had a lot more merchandise so I indulged them.
There was a massive collection of hardcore DVD's while one of them was showing on a TV (thought this was against the law).
There was the biggest collection of every type of sex toy I'd ever seen but the thing that made me laugh out loud was a GILF blow up doll (yes GILF).

Just found the exact picture on the box (heavily censored) - GILF
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My eyes... :eek::(
 
Now the deal is, am i right in thinking that any shop assistant is going to kill themselves laughing at me buying pervy underware?
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do not fear pal, before you go in , just wait a distance from the shop and see how many other men go in and buy the same for their mrs....its really nothing to worry about, it happens every second of the day....what to speak of men buying toys for their partners etc ;)
 
leaskovski said:
Now the deal is, am i right in thinking that any shop assistant is going to kill themselves laughing at me buying pervy underware? :confused::eek::o
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Yup.

Heres a tip for you, whatever size you think your SO is add a couple. So if she says she's a 12 get her size 16. That way you won't cause offence by buying something too small. Never fails, HTH ;)
 
lordrobs said:
Yup.

Heres a tip for you, whatever size you think your SO is add a couple. So if she says she's a 12 get her size 16. That way you won't cause offence by buying something too small. Never fails, HTH ;)
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So instead you buy something hinting at her being a larger size? :p
 
i've been to ann summers and la sanza plenty of times to buy both toys and underwear biggest tip give you is to stand straight and be confident whilst browsing you'll look like you've done it before. if your all hunched you'll look shifty and they'll think your a pervert .
 
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People do it every day there's no way a shop assitant is going to laugh, unless you ask them where you can try it on.
 
lordrobs said:
Heres a tip for you, whatever size you think your SO is add a couple. So if she says she's a 12 get her size 16. That way you won't cause offence by buying something too small. Never fails, HTH ;)
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How does that work? If you do that your implying she's fat.
 
i went into ann summers to buy my girlfriend a set for Christmas, was looking around they had a male shopping assistant there and he was quite helpful in making a choice for what to get her, got a really nice outfit, dam i can't wait to Christmas now :D:D:D
 
uk_viper said:
i went into ann summers to buy my girlfriend a set for Christmas, was looking around they had a male shopping assistant there and he was quite helpful in making a choice for what to get her, got a really nice outfit, dam i can't wait to Christmas now :D:D:D
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I'm off on Thursday to a similar emporium to get my missus a little something for christmas. A girl I went to school with works there so it feels a little less dodgy.
 
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