School 1960 vs. School 2007

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School 1960 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.
1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.
1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.
2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1960 - Ants die.
2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
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GF being a teacher I can certainly say most of that is not far from the truth.

She hugged a kid who's mother had died the other day and has been worrying ever since that someone might find out.
 
Mephisto said:
None of that is true at all, it's a load of sensationalist crap.
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Admittedly some of it is exaggeration on both the 1960 & 2007 models, however it isn't far off the truth merely from a comparison point of view. I'm afraid it is the way it's gone, believe it or not, like it or not.
 
Expelled for drug possession for taking in a cigarette :rolleyes: He has his car searched for drugs and weapons :rolleyes:

Yeah right...:rolleyes:

At highschool about 4 years ago I got caught with some other people smoking something far worse than a cigarette and nothing happened at all. Didn't get expelled, didn't get suspended, they didn't even inform my parents.

Such a load of sensationalist tosh.
 
You need to learn to lighten up Mephisto - can't you see that a lot of this is a parody though reflected in the sociological changes that the UK has been going through? It is trending towards some of the extreme examples given, whereas it may not be fact it's part of the joke, and whether you like it or not it is become much more pertinent and actual.

The fact you weren't suspended or any other action was taken on you for smoking something "worse" says more about your school than it does about anything else.
 
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