Xmas family friendly innuendo!!

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Posting this on request of a friend!

"Tomorrow it's our student unions end of term party, 18 hrs of drinking and generally a messy one. I'm bar staff and we get to cut up and scrawl on our bar shirts for the occasion, but i'm stumped for something to write on the back of mine.

I'm wanting something festive yet vulgar. Not too vulgar tho, just a slight hint of filth (so no swearies).

EG: 'Stuff my turkey', 'I trimmed my tree just for you', 'Santa comes UP my chimney' etc etc.

Any suggestions welcome!"

So come on OCUK - Dont let her down!! Best suggestion gets an E-cookie!!
 
"Hey, you're pretty as a fairy - want to sit on my tree?"
"You look cold - fancy some fresh, warm eggnog?"
"Fancy a bite of my Yule log?"
"Allo darling, want to jump in Santa's sack?"

All shamelessly stolen, the third one just doesnt sound right when you say it aloud ;)
 
"Hey, you're pretty as a fairy - want to sit on my tree?"
"You look cold - fancy some fresh, warm eggnog?"
"Fancy a bite of my Yule log?"
"Allo darling, want to jump in Santa's sack?"

All shamelessly stolen, the third one just doesnt sound right when you say it aloud ;)

Knowing the girl in question, it's perfect...

*n
 
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